Men's Everything is Terrible T-Shirt
$ 32.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.
Shirt Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
• Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
• Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
• Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
• X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
• 2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
• 3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
Honestly, my mother passed on Jan 3 and I have PTSD from finding her near-but-not-yet and we wont go into all that again. Suffice it to say, theres ENTIRELY too many people after your mom dies who come up at ask, how are you? or how is everything going? You get tired of talking and answering after a while. I saw this shirt on a fb ad and it was the hardest I had laughed in over a weekinstantly ordered one. My psychologist was not as amused by it as my GP was.fair warning! 😉
Shirt itself is usual excellent BoredWalk quality, super soft, no shrinkage when washed/dried, and always eye catching. I wore it for three days straight just so people would stop talking to me! Thanks, BoredWalk, for another winner, and giving me a bit of light in a very dark time of my life!
Now I need Exhausted By Existence, as well, because yes.
I love it! I got it in white and receive compliments every time I wear it! Its sarcastic as hell!
Bought this shirt for my husband and it was perfect. Fits true to size, quality of the shirt and printing is excellent. It has quickly become his favorite t-shirt, not just because of the way the slogan perfectly goes along with his outlook on life (ever the pessimist, although he would say he's a realist) but because it's so comfortable and fits so well. Shipped quickly too.
Fits like tits.
Wears like a bear.
People enjoy reading it.
I'd consider buying more from there.