Slightly Imperfect Inter-Dimensional Portals Spiral Notebook – Boredwalk

Slightly Imperfect Inter-Dimensional Portals Spiral Notebook

  • Sale
  • $ 8

Like our regular Inter-Dimensional Portals Notebook but not quite perfect. Our printer sent us copies of this book with some cosmetic defects like scratched book covers, some creased pages, or book covers that are either backwards or upside down relative to the interior pages (sometimes both!)

They're still perfectly usable notebooks, but not up to our stringent product standards. Rather than putting them right into a landfill, we're offering them at half off so they can still have a life out in the world.

These are clearance items and FINAL SALE (not eligible for return/exchange). If you want a defect-free copy, visit our regular Inter-Dimensional Portals Notebook instead.

Caution: This notebook may or may not open inter-dimensional portals.

We can neither confirm nor deny the possibility that this notebook can open an inter-dimensional portal. There's really only one way to find out. Even if it doesn't, it's perfect for making other people wonder.

It makes a great gift for writers, scientists, sci fi fans, and anyone who would love to escape to an alternate reality. If you love science fiction, mid century minimalism, or contemplating the physics of parallel realities this fun notebook is a must-have.

Suggested uses:

  • Make spying randos think twice about snooping through your notebook
  • School — make your classmates envious of your mysterious and superior stationery
  • Meeting notes — keep your co-workers on their toes, as they contemplate the possibility of an inter-dimensional portal opening up in the conference room
  • Keep track of scores on game night
  • Morning pages — makes a great gift for a writer

 Product Features:

  • Sturdy 260 lb stock front and back cover
  • Wire-O binding for 360 degree page turns that lay flat
  • Measures 5.5 x 8.5 inches
  • Made in the USA
  • Not available on Amazon (because they are dicks)
  • 160 pages (80 sheets) — college ruled
  • Totally 100% analog — no need to worry about passwords, 2 factor authentication or passwords to protect the contents of this notebook, it's completely un-hackable. Perfect for jotting down top secret plans and dark secrets you don't want the internet getting its grubby digital paws on.

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