In case no one told you today: Your teeth look sharp. Your visage terrifies men. The crown of femurs atop your head is dazzling.

If you're feeling like an under-appreciated hell goddess, this notebook is the perfect self confidence boost. Adorned with skulls and flowers, this goth aesthetic notebook features our original funny motivational quote that's sure to inspire the manic pixie nightmare girl in your life. It makes a great gift for fans of horror, dark humor, gothic fashion, or any weirdo who could use a self esteem boost.

Suggested uses:

• Jotting down curses or ingredients for potions
• School — make your classmates think twice about incurring your wrath
• Meeting notes — keep your co-workers guessing about which nightmare dimension you emerged from
• Keep track of scores on game night
• Morning pages — makes a great gift for a writer

 Product Features:

• Sturdy 260 lb stock front and back cover
• Wire-O binding for 360 degree page turns that lay flat
• Measures 5.5 x 8.5 inches
• Made in the USA
• Not available on Amazon (because they are dicks)
• 160 pages (80 sheets) — college ruled
• Totally 100% analog — no need to worry about passwords, 2 factor authentication, or passwords to protect the contents of this notebook; it's completely un-hackable. Perfect for jotting down top secret plans and dark secrets you don't want the internet getting its grubby digital paws on.

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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

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