Delicate Spite Dish Towels - Set of 3

$ 34.00

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Our Delicate Spite dish towels make a great gift for the vengeance demon in your life. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too! In fact, maybe you see yourself as a future gorgon, a vengeful crow, or a future supervillain. Well snap up this towel set, Medusa, they're a must-have for your lair.

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

  • "Remember mild inconvenience is temporary spite is forever" dish towel
  • "Once I replace my hair with serpents and develop a stare that turns people to stone it's all over for my haters" dish towel
  • "Not to brag, but I am currently living my villain origin story" dish towel

About our dish towels:

  • Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
Mary Callahan
Can't wait to send them as a gift

The Delicate Spite towels are exactly as pictured. I can't wait to send them to my sister for Christmas - I know she's going to love them!

Susan Love
Delicate Spite Dish Towels

I absolutely love these dish towels.
They are exactly as advertised, actually they are better than advertised! The coloring and designs are bright and crisp. The details are amazing.
10/10, I will definitely be making more purchases.

Marie Papachatzis
Clean up your fire and brimstone!

These towels are the 2nd set Ive purchased from Boredwalk. Ill admit I purchased them basically because of the witty sayings but they hold up well and are damn fine looking too. I mean really, who wouldnt love these? The size is really nice too.

Eileen VanZetten
The most awesome towels ever

I LOVE these towels! They dry fast, absorb a lot, and I love, love, love the graphics.

Rachelle B Henderson

Highly recommend. In addition to being hilarious, the quality was better than I expected.