"Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." - Boredwalk
This funny inspirational notebook makes a fun gift for a friend with supernatural ambitions. Our original quote is sure to resonate with aspiring wraiths and witches everywhere. It also makes a cool birthday gift for someone who is worried about getting older.
Suggested uses:
- Shutting down ageists who try to tell you you're too old for anything
- Jotting down spells, curses, and summoning rituals
- Meeting notes — keep your co-workers on their toes
- Keep track of scores on game night
- Morning pages — makes a great gift for a writer
Product Features:
- Sturdy 260 lb stock front and back cover
- Wire-O binding for 360 degree page turns that lay flat
- Measures 5.5 x 8.5 inches
- Made in the USA
- Not available on Amazon (because they are dicks)
- 160 pages (80 sheets) — college ruled
- Totally 100% analog — no need to worry about passwords, 2 factor authentication or passwords to protect the contents of this notebook, it's completely un-hackable. Perfect for jotting down top secret plans and dark secrets you don't want the internet getting its grubby digital paws on.
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
