Kittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes — sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, it’s a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever-present low-key dread. Whether you’re merely tired of *this* week’s cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space shirt makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know “I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.”
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
- Print quality
So very true
I find that the Boredwalk shirts are easiest way to express myself most days. Although, being 79 years old, there are those who feel as if I should be more refined and/or dignified. To them, I dedicate my choice of apparel. Does anyone really care? Our civilization is going to **** in a handbasket; I have a lovely one all picked out, and I should be more dignified? No. I am no longer interested in dignity and social graces, my old lady life is retreating back to my hippie days. And, I'm loving every minute of it! Looking for yourself? Start at Boredwalk. Find a shirt to express yourself! They are softer than soft, and put together with quality and care. Available in a plethora of colors and sizes - important to me, I'm a fat old lady. But the best part? Free at last to express myself most gloriously! Just like the old days! On the practical side, definitely worth the money. The sweatshirts are beyond anything I can say about them! Gorgeous, soft, warm! Great gifts for recalcitrant teens or down and out 30-something grandkids with no visible means of support.
Might as well look cute in purple while feeling down about the state of the world, right?
High quality shirt and wonderful print quality. As for the art - mood.