{"product_id":"slightly-imperfect-cynical-affirmations","title":"Slightly Imperfect Cynical Affirmations","description":"\u003cp\u003eLike our regular \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.boredwalk.com\/products\/cynical-affirmations\"\u003eCynical Affirmations\u003c\/a\u003e but not quite perfect. A few of the copies of these affirmation decks arrived with some minor damage to the packaging (i.e. dented box edge, scratches on box lids). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey're still perfectly usable affirmations decks, the cards inside and their stand are not damaged, but damaged packaging is not up to our stringent product standards. Rather than putting them right into a landfill, we're offering them at a discount so they can still have a life out in the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are clearance items and FINAL SALE (not eligible for return\/exchange). If you want a defect-free version, visit our regular \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.boredwalk.com\/products\/cynical-affirmations\"\u003eCynical Affirmations product page\u003c\/a\u003e instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e52 darkly funny quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for validating your contempt with the world. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdorable looks, cynical sentiments\u003c\/strong\u003e — the contrast between this deck's content and design will make you chuckle at the juxtaposition.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for display,\u003c\/strong\u003e this set comes with 52 distinct quotes printed on thick, high-quality card stock and a durable wooden stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints that you can rotate as the mood strikes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWards off toxic positivity.\u003c\/strong\u003e Got a co-worker who constantly pops over to your desk to ask if you're \"working hard or hardly working?\" It's time to make \u003cem\u003ethem\u003c\/em\u003e uncomfortable. Finally, the tables have turned, Linda!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMakes a great gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for the dark humor lovers in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe inspiration behind Cynical Affirmations:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. The world is full of horrors, and telling us to focus on \"good vibes only\" often feels light gaslighting. Why can't we have a deck that meets us where we are? In the hellscape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of darkly funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that help us laugh at the modern dystopia. If affirmation decks that tell you to just be grateful make you roll your eyes too, then these cards are for you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e52 cards featuring 52 distinct quotes, along with our bunny and bird characters who are just as over it as you are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStylish box that doubles as a decor item\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisplay stand included so the cards of your choosing can sit on a desk, shelf, or entryway table\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox measures 4.5\" x 7\" x 1\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards measure 4\" x 5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Boredwalk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47781715411171,"sku":"860014692505-IMP","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1127\/5444\/files\/imperfect-cynical-affirmations.jpg?v=1767214360","url":"https:\/\/www.boredwalk.com\/products\/slightly-imperfect-cynical-affirmations","provider":"Boredwalk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}