{"product_id":"slightly-imperfect-sinister-affirmations","title":"Slightly Imperfect Sinister Affirmations","description":"\u003cp\u003eLike our regular \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.boredwalk.com\/products\/sinister-affirmations\"\u003eSinister Affirmations\u003c\/a\u003e but not quite perfect. A few of the copies of these affirmation decks arrived with some minor damage to the packaging (i.e. dented box edge, scratches on box lids). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey're still perfectly usable affirmations decks, the cards inside and their stand are not damaged, but damaged packaging is not up to our stringent product standards. Rather than putting them right into a landfill, we're offering them at a discount so they can still have a life out in the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are clearance items and FINAL SALE (not eligible for return\/exchange). If you want a defect-free version, visit our regular \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.boredwalk.com\/products\/sinister-affirmations\"\u003eSinister Affirmations product page\u003c\/a\u003e instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSinister Affirmations includes 52 mantras for formidable women. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for women who grow hemlock in their gardens instead of roses and would rather drink the blood of their enemies than herbal tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVisually striking,\u003c\/strong\u003e so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, or apothecary\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for display,\u003c\/strong\u003e this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInspires fear in the hearts of unsuitable men,\u003c\/strong\u003e so any gentleman callers lucky enough to find their way to your abode will immediately know you're not a woman to be trifled with\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMakes a great gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for the formidable members of your family, friend circle, or coven\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe inspiration behind Sinister Affirmations:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. The only abundance we want to manifest is a legion of enthralled supernatural entities ready to do our bidding. We don't radiate joy, we radiate an otherworldly darkness. Our idols aren't Hollywood starlets, they're fairy tale witches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of spooky yet funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that make us feel seen. If you're more of a Wednesday Addams than a Disney princess this affirmation deck is for you, too. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e52 cards printed in rose gold ink\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStylish box that doubles as a decor item\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisplay stand included so the cards of your choosing can sit on a desk, shelf, or altar\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox measures 4.5\" x 7\" x 1\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards measure 4\" x 5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Boredwalk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47781724750051,"sku":"860009387393-IMP","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1127\/5444\/files\/imperfect-sinister-affirmations.jpg?v=1767214748","url":"https:\/\/www.boredwalk.com\/products\/slightly-imperfect-sinister-affirmations","provider":"Boredwalk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}