Women's Everything is Terrible Scoop Neck Fleece

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Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.

Shirt Info:

  • soft, cozy cotton-poly blend fleece
  • relaxed, fashion forward fit (runs small, see sizing chart)
  • wide scoop neckline that can be worn off the shoulder
  • side-seamed with a rib neckline, cuffs and waistband

Our scoop neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Runs small with a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:

• Small: 17 1/2 inch width x 22 inch length, usually fits dress size 2-4
• Medium: 18 inch width x 22.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 6-8
• Large: 19 inch width x 23 inch length, usually fits dress size 8-10
• X-Large: 20 inch width x 23.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 12-14
• 2X-Large: 21 inch width x 24 inch length, usually fits dress size 14-16

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Jesi Knightly
SO cozy!

I love the material, the fit, and the look of this sweater. I'm so cozy and exactly the right amount of cynical. Shipping was fairly quick as well!

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Marie Stallings
I love this shirt!

So comfy and looks amazing!!