Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Scoop Neck Fleece

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • soft, cozy cotton-poly blend fleece
  • relaxed, fashion forward fit (runs small, see sizing chart)
  • wide scoop neckline that can be worn off the shoulder
  • side-seamed with a rib neckline, cuffs and waistband

Our scoop neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Runs small with a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:

Small 17 1/2 inch width x 22 inch length, usually fits dress size 2-4
Medium 18 inch width x 22.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 6-8
Large 19 inch width x 23 inch length, usually fits dress size 8-10
X-Large 20 inch width x 23.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 12-14
2X-Large 21 inch width x 24 inch length, usually fits dress size 14-16

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.

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πŸ“¦ Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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Vanessa V.
United States

Love it!

The fleece is so warm and comfy. Definitely get a size up like they suggest. Both times I've worn it in public I've been stopped and asked about it. Wore it to get a new tattoo and ALL the artists had to come take a look at it. Just bought a different scoop neck fleece because it's so comfy! Love these guys!

Boredwalk Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Scoop Neck Fleece Review
Jessica A.
United States

Soft & cozy nihilism

This sweatshirt is everything I hoped it would be. The fleece inside is very soft. The neck is wide enough to give a fashionable, off the shoulder vibe. It arrived promptly. The size description is accurate. Normally I wear a women's large, so I sized up for a more relaxed fit. That worked like a charm. It has an oversized, slouchy feel but the fit is still flattering. I would purchase from this company again.

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United States United States

Comfortable, stretches out

Love this sweater, it’s soft on the inside. I sized up per reviews but wish I hadn’t because it does stretch out and now it’s too baggy. I like my sleeves longer than most and these are long enough.

Lindsay D.
United States United States

New favorite shirt

I’m in love with my shirt. It’s soft and fuzzy and the graphic cracks me up. I’m so sad that I bought it at the end of winter because now it’s too hot for sweaters and I want to show it off.

Erin P.
United States United States

Comfy cozy!

Fits great and looks great!

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