Men's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard T-Shirt

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This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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  • 4 stars: 1 (3%)
  • 3 stars: 1 (3%)
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Evan M
Exactly what I expected

Exactly what I expected, super comfy, so happy with it. Best part is it didn’t come with that weird factory smell a lot of t shirts I buy online have so I could wear it right away

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Claudia Ramirez
Great find

Ordered 2 of these to match with a buddie of mine and they're super soft, lightweight and comfortable. Def will pick out a few more

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Christina K.
Clever shirt, solid construction

Lots of compliments on these clever shirts, and they're well-made. I'll be back for more.

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Drew Blasingame
This T-shirt helps you find the right people

There are good people who will tell you they don't even know all the words on the shirt. There are people who will roll their eyes at you in this shirt. There are people who will say there are too many words and no pictures which I imagine is the same complaint they've had about every book put in their hands after 2nd grade. Then there are already-friends and potential-friends who will see you in this shirt and sympathize, empathize, laugh, or maybe all 3. This shirt helps you find the right people. Also it's very comfortable like all their shirts. Buy it. If you're on the fence, do it. It's worth it.

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Katherine

Love my Boredwalk t-shirt and cynical affirmations. They make me laugh everyday. Pricing of items and shipping were very reasonable. Would buy from again.

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R Kevin McConnell
Excellent product

Excellent product, fantastic company with wonderful communication. Definitely recommend them!

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Brandi

Love the fit, true to size!

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Matthew Malmer
Could be softer and the fit is meh.

Overall I like the shirt but I dont love it. I usually prefer a more athletic fitted cut on my tees and the fabric could be softer. I really like the tri-blend option other tshirt companies offer.

Thank you so much for your review and feedback. We are sorry to hear that you weren't 100% happy with your item!

We do offer custom requests through our website where we can find a different blank that you would prefer. You can fill out the request form here: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request or reach out to us at hello@boredwalk.com.

Thank you again for your feedback!

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Donna Seeley
Well-received gift

Bought for a good friend who has been channeling Eyeore a bit. He loves it.

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Missy
Funny

This was my first purchace through boardwalk. It washed just fine. The 2x was a little roomier than regular 2xs, but I don't mind. I loved the saying from the beginning. I dig it even more now that my brother told me it is a take on the song, My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Hilarious.

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Amanda Jordan
Love it

Actually bought this for my girlfriend who never lets me forget her melancholy personality. She absolutely loves it, and I love how it turned out. Fits well, design is accurate to picture. Everything about this shirt is perfectly on point.

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David Burkholder
Shirt

It's a funny shirt. I like the shirt. I wear it. Printed well. Developed a tiny hole front and center about stomach area almost immediately after putting it on. Still, it's a shirt

Thank you very much for your review and feedback! We are sorry to hear that your shirt developed a hole!

Someone from our team has reached out via email for more information and to assist with this situation.

Thank you again for your review!

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Adam Ernster
Love these shirts!

Ok, Im a tshirt addict, what can I say isolation does weird things. I think Im on my 6th one from these guys, love the humor and the shirt quality is top notch

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Stephen Smith
LOVE THIS SHIRT!

For those of us of a certain age and temperament this shirt is freaking brilliant! Keep the ideas flowing!

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Christa Reaves
Best shirt ever

Looks good and feels good. My favorite recent purchase.

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Angela
Straight outta the void!

I bought this shirt because it spoke to my soul haha. And in finding this company, I ended up buying 4 other shirts for random Christmas gifts. Shipping was fast and the shirts are soft and good quality. It is a little looser than I expected (and I always buy things loose so I went for the mens unisex fit), but I like that look! Obsessed! Will be back for more!

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Christa Reaves
Love it

I bought this as a gift for a friend with a really specific sense of humor. He loves it and it looks great!

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Michael Immen
High Praise for Boredwalk

Ordering and shipping was a breeze and the shirts were great. I do wish they came in a softer material (like a soft wash cotton).

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Edward Rutledge
Droll wit

Comfortable tee-shirt emblazoned with witty, dry humor.

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Karen McGlothlin
Great t-shirt!

I love this shirt, I have worn it twice and got a couple of comments about how cool it is. The shirt is soft and comfortable, feels like I have been wearing it for years! Great quality, I would definitely buy it again.

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Mindy A.
Bought for a friend

He cringed because it's so true. Can't wait to see him wear it!

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Byrne L.
Nice Shirt

Arrived quickly, shirt was a good fit, material is comfortable.

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Lallo Lemos
BEST SHIRT EVER!

We used to have a T-shirt company so we are VERY picky about the quality of the fabric and the fit. This one is perfect.

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Phillip W.
T-shirts...

Overall good quality in t-shirts .
Good job !

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Alyssa T.
Terrific

Great quality! Love the purchase!

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Emily E.
Happy

Bought shirt as gift for boss and he loved it

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Nels H.
Great Shirt

This was my second purchase. What I really love is the quality of the shirt itself. Soft but thick enough not to worry about wear and tear. And I get compliments each time I wear it!

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Kerri B.
Great Service!

My shirts were shipped, and received quickly with no trouble. Great quality - Ill definitely order again!

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Amanda G.
You need this shirt.

Item as promised, quick shipping, no issues.