Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum Unisex Hoodie
$ 84.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
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This soft grunge feminist shirt featuring our orignal rose illustration makes a great gift for fans of The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood, and literary quotes. Loaded with feminism and floral chic, this faux Latin shirt is a great reminder: don't let the bastards grind you down
Shirt Info:
- Cotton/Poly Blend
- 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
- Unisex Fit
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
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It was a bit thinner than I expected but all in all it was well made and fit. As it's been 90º here I won't be needing it anytime soon...but you never can tell with Climate Change
My favorite hoodie!! It's so soft!
So comfortable and soft . Fits great.
I love the feel and fit. Got a large and I'm 5'6 and cute 178 lbs. Can't wait to wear it to my next professional development day at school!
When you’ve got bastards to resist, it’s important to stay warm and cozy. This sweatshirt is so stylish, soft and comfortable that I almost forget to fight the patriarchy! And I love that it’s in Latin, because most of the bastards don’t speak a second language and they have NO idea what it says.
- 5 stars: 129 (94%)
- 4 stars: 5 (4%)
- 3 stars: 2 (1%)
- 2 stars: 1 (1%)
- 1 star: 0 (0%)
When you’ve got bastards to resist, it’s important to stay warm and cozy. This sweatshirt is so stylish, soft and comfortable that I almost forget to fight the patriarchy! And I love that it’s in Latin, because most of the bastards don’t speak a second language and they have NO idea what it says.
It’s thin, soft, super bold/vibrant color and true to size. Also highly amused by the sticker on the exterior of the package and deeply in love with the cool free bonus sticker inside! 🫶
Aside from the design and phrase I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of this sweatshirt. True to size based on measurements, heavy soft material, wristbands and bottom bands that are soft and flexible (not tight), with a lined hood. I couldn’t be happier with my purchase :)
I *love* this sweater. it fits perfectly (was true to size), very soft, high quality, and was as advertised. i gave it a wash prior to wearing and there was no shrinkage or fading. its going to be my new fave for the next four years.
I absolutely love my sweatshirt! Its still so warm and soft, even after a couple of washes. It hasnt faded, it hasnt pilled up N O T H I N G bad to say! Shipping was fast and accurate. Overall I would order again!
My order came quick and complete and the quality of the shirts were great, the hoodie as well, super soft and comfy. Perfect fits. Will be ordering again (love this store, so much variety and things to make you chuckle but some serious stuff too!)
I love the design of this hoodie and have worn it often since receiving it. That said, I wish it were softer and more stretchy. Because the fabric isn't super stretchy, it fits a bit more snug than a typical large and just isn't quite as cozy. I'm not sure if I'd order from Boredwalk again because of this.
I love this hoodie. The sizing is just right. (I loved the sizing tip about measuring a current shirt to figure it out.) Its cozy and I just love the color, design, and subtle reference to one of my favorite books.
I WILL be buying another sweatshirt. This is honestly the best sweatshirt I've EVER owned, and I've owned quite a few. It's the right length, not to long, not too short. The material is sooo soft and warm (but not hot!), without being bulky. I've been wearing this sweatshirt almost every day since it arrived. The only potential complaint is that the inside will drop tiny little fuzzies until you wash it the first time. But I don't care about that at all.
It was a bit thinner than I expected but all in all it was well made and fit. As it's been 90º here I won't be needing it anytime soon...but you never can tell with Climate Change
My favorite hoodie!! It's so soft!
So comfortable and soft . Fits great.
I love the feel and fit. Got a large and I'm 5'6 and cute 178 lbs. Can't wait to wear it to my next professional development day at school!
Love! I got mine oversized and it's super comfy and soft. I don't like stiff or too thick material so this was perfect! Five stars!
Got this hoodie for all the oppressive bastards putting me down for being a gay woman of color. It’s soft and comfy. It’s definitely one of my go to hoodies now.
And this is it. Super soft, hilarious, and cheeky. The perfect thing to wear to the grocery store in my small southern town. Not that they don't already know what they're dealing with.
The sweatshirt met all my expectations. It was good quality . Any Handsmaid’s Tale will love it!
I bought this sweatshirt in black, Medium was a good relaxed fit for me (5'5", 130 lb), the quality is nice/as shown!
It’s just long enough, soft enough and light enough. It’s utter perfection. Well fucking done.
Excellent quality. I will definitely be buying more hoodies from here.
The sweatshirt is true to size and so comfy. Worth every penny!
I love this one. I got it in red to really drive home the handmaids tale vibes. Great quality hoodie, the sleeve cuffs are perfect, they are thick and don’t stretch out after wearing them pushed up to my elbows. Highly recommend.