Someday We'll All Be Dead Unisex Hoodie

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Ashley
Everything I expected

Cozy and dark, just like me.

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Leigh K.
Killer

When youre dead inside, filled with emotional dread and have learned to laugh at your growing existentialism, why not let everyone know someday youll also be dead in the physical sense. #emoforlife #turnsoutitwasntaphasethanks

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Laura S.
Another great hoodie!

Perfect fit. Excellent print. I cant wait for my third purchase!!

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Ryan W.
Great sweatshirt

Great comfort, great fit, love the color. Havent washed it yet, but so far so good!

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Mary L.
Pushing Up Daisies

Someday we will all be dead. But at least I have this super comfy hoodie while Im alive to ease the existential dread. Thanks Boredwalk!!!!

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Layne W.
Great quality, fast delivery

I happened to order three different items from three separate, new places in one week, this one being the last of those three. This one came first, was in great condition, and matched the description perfectly. It is also super soft, which anybody who buys random hoodies/shirts off the internet, knows that that does not happen all the time. Its really cute and funny and my sister (I got it as a gift for her) has gotten many compliments about it.

Im overall really pleased with my experience and would definitely recommend this shop to people

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Teresa
Above and beyond

I loved mine so much that I inquired about one for my dog and they came through with the custom piece. This bit of 2020 does not suck! I love it!!

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Kate W.
Best Hoodie ever

The hoodie is amazing, seriously. It fits perfectly, like it was tailored for me. The quality is fantastic and it's just so comfortable to wear. Have not taken it off since buying it, I wear it on all my days off. It fits me perfectly in humor, as well, which is what initially brought me to it. Thanks!

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adrienne l.
Awesome!!

Everything was awesome!! I adore the sweatshirt and it came quicker than I thought. I will definitely be ordering more!!

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Bridget W.
This was made for me

Everything was great. Top to bottom. I love wearing this out and about with my mask in the grocery store. And since I am a widow; I can wear it.

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Jennifer T.
Awesome hoodie!

I am not generally a hoodie person, but I saw this and just had to have it. And it's the perfect hoodie, seriously. Great quality, arrived quickly, fits and looks amazing, soft and cozy, makes me happy every time I wear it. I'm 5'4, 150 lbs, and the medium fits perfect - not too tight, not too baggy. Washes great, too. I need more!

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h.s.

Love these hoodies

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Kara

Second time purchasing!

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Kara

Second time purchasing!

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Matthew

I should probably just buy one of these for every year remaining that I think Ill be alive I wear them constantly

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M.B.

I should probably just buy one of these for every year remaining that I think I’ll be alive… I wear them constantly

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Sage Newman
Someday Well All Be Dead

Cute sweatshirt, soft, great color (I got the green).

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Tracy Hockran
Love it!

This hoodie is my all time favoriteand my SECOND one, one for play and one for keeping nice! Excellent quality, sizing and graphics

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Savannah Watson
Amazing

Fantastic work as always

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Stephanie Hackett
Love this hoodie!!

It arrived super quickly and was incredibly soft, well made and looked great. Kind of the prefect in between fabric of being warm, but not to heavy. Definitely one of my newest favorites.

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Ryan Pelletier
Better than expected

The sweatshirt came quickly and is thin but very comfy and warmer than expected. Definitely worth the buy

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Tracy Cartwright
Love this sweatshirt!

Great quality, shipped fast, and totally a head turner! Best sweatshirt I own!

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T Dunbarr
Amazingly Soft, Comfortable, and Perfect

Did I want to pay $48 for a hoodie? I did not. Am I glad I did? YES. Worth every penny, the quality is astounding, and it's super soft and warm.

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Alison Gill
Favorite purchase of 2021

This sweatshirt is super comfy, I love the color and the perfect mix of is she approachable? meets not really.

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Rebecca Brixey
More than worth it

My hoodie came in less than a week, was EXACTLY what I ordered and is super soft. The looks I get keep me chuckling every time I wear it. 10/10 will definitely order again

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Amber Pugh
Great fit, excellent purchase

I ordered a M, I am 5'7 140lbs fits perfectly!
Super soft, didn't shrink. I'll be buying more.

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Shannon Sweeney
Better than Expected

I finally ordered after looking and wanting. Super soft hoodie and fits perfectly. I love the quality. I will be ordering more and more and more

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Olivia Small
Birthday sweater that my mother wanted!

The hoodie came in quickly and the material is perfect!