Men's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard T-Shirt
$ 35.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!
Shirt Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
There are good people who will tell you they don't even know all the words on the shirt. There are people who will roll their eyes at you in this shirt. There are people who will say there are too many words and no pictures which I imagine is the same complaint they've had about every book put in their hands after 2nd grade. Then there are already-friends and potential-friends who will see you in this shirt and sympathize, empathize, laugh, or maybe all 3. This shirt helps you find the right people. Also it's very comfortable like all their shirts. Buy it. If you're on the fence, do it. It's worth it.
Exactly what I expected, super comfy, so happy with it. Best part is it didn’t come with that weird factory smell a lot of t shirts I buy online have so I could wear it right away
Love my Boredwalk t-shirt and cynical affirmations. They make me laugh everyday. Pricing of items and shipping were very reasonable. Would buy from again.
Excellent product, fantastic company with wonderful communication. Definitely recommend them!
Love the fit, true to size!
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Exactly what I expected, super comfy, so happy with it. Best part is it didn’t come with that weird factory smell a lot of t shirts I buy online have so I could wear it right away
Ordered 2 of these to match with a buddie of mine and they're super soft, lightweight and comfortable. Def will pick out a few more
Lots of compliments on these clever shirts, and they're well-made. I'll be back for more.
There are good people who will tell you they don't even know all the words on the shirt. There are people who will roll their eyes at you in this shirt. There are people who will say there are too many words and no pictures which I imagine is the same complaint they've had about every book put in their hands after 2nd grade. Then there are already-friends and potential-friends who will see you in this shirt and sympathize, empathize, laugh, or maybe all 3. This shirt helps you find the right people. Also it's very comfortable like all their shirts. Buy it. If you're on the fence, do it. It's worth it.
Love my Boredwalk t-shirt and cynical affirmations. They make me laugh everyday. Pricing of items and shipping were very reasonable. Would buy from again.
Excellent product, fantastic company with wonderful communication. Definitely recommend them!
Love the fit, true to size!
Overall I like the shirt but I dont love it. I usually prefer a more athletic fitted cut on my tees and the fabric could be softer. I really like the tri-blend option other tshirt companies offer.
Thank you so much for your review and feedback. We are sorry to hear that you weren't 100% happy with your item!
We do offer custom requests through our website where we can find a different blank that you would prefer. You can fill out the request form here: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request or reach out to us at hello@boredwalk.com.
Thank you again for your feedback!
Bought for a good friend who has been channeling Eyeore a bit. He loves it.
This was my first purchace through boardwalk. It washed just fine. The 2x was a little roomier than regular 2xs, but I don't mind. I loved the saying from the beginning. I dig it even more now that my brother told me it is a take on the song, My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Hilarious.
Actually bought this for my girlfriend who never lets me forget her melancholy personality. She absolutely loves it, and I love how it turned out. Fits well, design is accurate to picture. Everything about this shirt is perfectly on point.
It's a funny shirt. I like the shirt. I wear it. Printed well. Developed a tiny hole front and center about stomach area almost immediately after putting it on. Still, it's a shirt
Thank you very much for your review and feedback! We are sorry to hear that your shirt developed a hole!
Someone from our team has reached out via email for more information and to assist with this situation.
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Ok, Im a tshirt addict, what can I say isolation does weird things. I think Im on my 6th one from these guys, love the humor and the shirt quality is top notch
For those of us of a certain age and temperament this shirt is freaking brilliant! Keep the ideas flowing!
Looks good and feels good. My favorite recent purchase.
I bought this shirt because it spoke to my soul haha. And in finding this company, I ended up buying 4 other shirts for random Christmas gifts. Shipping was fast and the shirts are soft and good quality. It is a little looser than I expected (and I always buy things loose so I went for the mens unisex fit), but I like that look! Obsessed! Will be back for more!
I bought this as a gift for a friend with a really specific sense of humor. He loves it and it looks great!
Ordering and shipping was a breeze and the shirts were great. I do wish they came in a softer material (like a soft wash cotton).
Comfortable tee-shirt emblazoned with witty, dry humor.
I love this shirt, I have worn it twice and got a couple of comments about how cool it is. The shirt is soft and comfortable, feels like I have been wearing it for years! Great quality, I would definitely buy it again.
He cringed because it's so true. Can't wait to see him wear it!
Arrived quickly, shirt was a good fit, material is comfortable.
We used to have a T-shirt company so we are VERY picky about the quality of the fabric and the fit. This one is perfect.
Overall good quality in t-shirts .
Good job !
Great quality! Love the purchase!
Bought shirt as gift for boss and he loved it
This was my second purchase. What I really love is the quality of the shirt itself. Soft but thick enough not to worry about wear and tear. And I get compliments each time I wear it!
My shirts were shipped, and received quickly with no trouble. Great quality - Ill definitely order again!
Item as promised, quick shipping, no issues.