Haunting Affirmations
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Haunting Affirmations includes 52 spooky mantras. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for those who'd rather haunt a forest than hike one.
Why you need it:
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52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering
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Visually striking, in silver and midnight blue, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, or apothecary
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Designed for display, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes
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Inspires fear in the hearts of adversaries, let those haters know you're not to be trifled with
- Makes a great gift for the spookiest members of your family, friend circle, or coven
The inspiration behind Haunting Affirmations:
We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. We don't radiate good vibes, we radiate an otherworldly darkness. We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of ominous yet funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that make us feel seen.
Product Features:
- 52 cards printed in silver ink
- Stylish box that doubles as a decor item
- Display stand included so the cards of your choosing can sit on a desk, shelf, or altar
- Box measures 4.5" x 7" x 1"
- Cards measure 4" x 5"
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Really good quality, the packaging is perfect and high quality enough to store the unused cards in until it's their time to shine. The card paper and printing as well as the physical stand that comes with the set all exceeded my expectations.
Love this deck - an equal to the Sinister Affirmations!
Haunting Affirmations so enthralled me (tee & hee)—I purchased it as a holiday present for my weird kiddo—that I had to do the big gift reveal six months early. She LOVED it, but cursed me for ruining the surprise.
These affirmation cards are a perfect pick me up each day!!!
I got this deck as a birthday present for one of my friends, and she loves it! She keeps it on her desk at work, so it's always, shall we say, handy.Because she's so pleased, I'm going to be doing some shopping for myself soon. Thank you for providing an alternative to saccharine, unhelpful decks!