Why be the girl of his dreams when you can be the girl of his nightmares? Our Exquisite Nightmare kitchen towel set pairs feminine rage with a delicate floral aesthetic. It makes a great gift for the feminist in your life who is just a little bit terrifying.
This 3 pack features a big stunning floral print paired with our original quotes. They look great folded on display or laying flat. Each towel is hand printed using water-based inks that produce a durable vibrant finish.
Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.
About our dish towels:
- "Don’t be a replacement for his mother. Be a replacement for the thing under his bed that he was afraid of as a child — mysterious, elusive, and probably from a hell dimension." dish towel
- "Normalize unleashing a malevolent poltergeist on men who won’t take “no” for an answer." dish towel
- "In a world where you can be anything, be the terror in the dark who brings nightmares to men who call their female colleagues “babe." dish towel
- Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
- 130 thread count
- Hemmed on all sides
- Machine washable
- Hand printed with water-based inks
- Measures 19" x 28"
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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.