Sinister Affirmations

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Sinister Affirmations includes 52 mantras for formidable women. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for women who grow hemlock in their gardens instead of roses and would rather drink the blood of their enemies than herbal tea.

Why you need it:

  • 52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering

  • Visually striking, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, or apothecary

  • Designed for display, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes

  • Inspires fear in the hearts of unsuitable men, so any gentleman callers lucky enough to find their way to your abode will immediately know you're not a woman to be trifled with

  • Makes a great gift for the formidable members of your family, friend circle, or coven

The inspiration behind Sinister Affirmations:

We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. The only abundance we want to manifest is a legion of enthralled supernatural entities ready to do our bidding. We don't radiate joy, we radiate an otherworldly darkness. Our idols aren't Hollywood starlets, they're fairy tale witches.

We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of spooky yet funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that make us feel seen. If you're more of a Wednesday Addams than a Disney princess this affirmation deck is for you, too. 

 Product Features:

  • 52 cards printed in rose gold ink

  • Stylish box that doubles as a decor item

  • Display stand included so the cards of your choosing can sit on a desk, shelf, or altar

  • Box measures 4.5" x 7" x 1"

  • Cards measure 4" x 5"

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