Someday We'll All Be Dead Messenger Bag – Boredwalk

Someday We'll All Be Dead Messenger Bag

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  • $ 64

This funny, ironic, floral rainbow messenger bag makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilsm bag is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic bag is a must-have.

Bag Info:

  • 100% cotton canvas
  • adjustable shoulder strap
  • exterior and interior zippered pockets
  • side pockets with magnetic snaps

This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag features a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps. Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 wide, 11.5 tall and 4.75 deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.

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Marggi M.
United States United States

Made me the cool mom!

The bag was a gift, the graphics were perfect for my sons GF! Well made bag, great artwork, shipping was fast. She loves it, and I get to be the cool mom.

Jen H.
United States United States

Super duper

A gift and the recipient loved it. Well made and great shipping time.

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Jennifer S.
United States United States

So fitting.

Really sturdy and nice to carry. Love the two magnet-fastened side pockets and the zipper pockets inside and outside. Handy to carry my bus-driving stuff in with an optimistic / pessimistic phrase in pretty, floofy, artful writing. Very pleased.

United States United States


I am absolutely in love with my bag! I was hesitant about ordering it because it was a little pricier than my usual purchases... worth every penny!! The quality of the bag is phenomenal and I love how secure the snaps are and the covered side pouches! If you’re on the fence.. order it! You’ll love it :)

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