Haunting Affirmations
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Haunting Affirmations includes 52 spooky mantras. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for those who'd rather haunt a forest than hike one.
Why you need it:
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52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering
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Visually striking, in silver and midnight blue, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, or apothecary
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Designed for display, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes
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Inspires fear in the hearts of adversaries, let those haters know you're not to be trifled with
- Makes a great gift for the spookiest members of your family, friend circle, or coven
The inspiration behind Haunting Affirmations:
We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. We don't radiate good vibes, we radiate an otherworldly darkness. We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of ominous yet funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that make us feel seen.
Product Features:
- 52 cards printed in silver ink
- Stylish box that doubles as a decor item
- Display stand included so the cards of your choosing can sit on a desk, shelf, or altar
- Box measures 4.5" x 7" x 1"
- Cards measure 4" x 5"
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My daughter and I were looking for some affirmation cards that fit our humor. These have been such a hit and fun to read together at night before bedtime. We always look forward to a good giggle with these. They are also beautiful cards and I've enjoyed having them out to horrify or humor guests.
Very nice deck. perfect, generous dimensions for the cards (I was pleasantly surprised at how they were large enough to be easily readable and look substantial in the stand), with attractive design and writing in eye catching metallic on matte background , and the perfect words of diabolical encouragement.
Very absurdly funny, but also somehow more inspiring than typical trite positive affirmations.
Including the stand that had an angular holding slot was an appreciated touch for display.
My card deck came with a slight curve to them despite the sturdy cardstock, but the box was in good shape, so maybe this could have been due to delivery during a hot humid summer.
Perfect for spooky season but great for warming cold dead hearts any time of the year really.
I love my haunting affirmations cards! And affirmation to look forward to every day!
I loved this so much, I had to a box to my bestie. She loves it just as much as I do. Awesome snarky affirmations- perfect for witchy women
I got these as an offering for the beautiful and incredibly powerful bog witch that lives in my house. She cackled with glee and did not turn me into anything unnatural this day. Which is a rare treat indeed! We’ll definitely be ordering more from these fine folks.