Our Delicate Spite dish towels make a great gift for the vengeance demon in your life. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too! In fact, maybe you see yourself as a future gorgon, a vengeful crow, or a future supervillain. Well snap up this towel set, Medusa, they're a must-have for your lair.
This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.
Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.
- "Remember mild inconvenience is temporary spite is forever" dish towel
- "Once I replace my hair with serpents and develop a stare that turns people to stone it's all over for my haters" dish towel
- "Not to brag, but I am currently living my villain origin story" dish towel
About our dish towels:
- Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
- 130 thread count
- Hemmed on all sides
- Machine washable
- Hand printed with water-based inks
- Measures 19" x 28"
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Clean up your fire and brimstone!
These towels are the 2nd set I’ve purchased from Boredwalk. I’ll admit I purchased them basically because of the witty sayings but they hold up well and are damn fine looking too. I mean really, who wouldn’t love these? The size is really nice too.
The most awesome towels ever
I LOVE these towels! They dry fast, absorb a lot, and I love, love, love the graphics.
Highly recommend. In addition to being hilarious, the quality was better than I expected. Thanks!
We don’t like Boring
These are so great! I purchased them as a gift and I know my friend will love them. We don’t like boring, even when it comes to dish towels—so these are perfect.
I love all of your towels, but these I deemed safe for a household with a 10 year old autistic child living in it! He reads everything! These towels make the best raising bread covers!