Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- fashion-forward, form fitting look
- runs small, please see sizing chart
Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.
• Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
• Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
• Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
• X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
• 2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
This shirt makes me laugh every time I wear it
Soft fabric, bright printing (but not crunchy!) and the design is so funny that I can’t stop laughing!!
The “Everything is Terrible” is WONDERFUL!
The quality of the shirt and the sizing chart is accurate - fits me perfectly and I can’t tell you how the message is also perfect! I see so many other of your shirts that I see in my future! Highly recommend.
Bought this for my oldest. Got it a couple of days before we went to visit. She wore it the next day. Fit was great, and it fully reflected her ongoing sentiment these days.
T-shirt was good quality and arrived quickly. I appreciate the humor!
Awesome shirt! Awesome service!
This company is fantastic! I absolutely love my new t shirt and they handled a small issue I had with my order easily and quickly. I will order from them again!