Men's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard T-Shirt

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This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length

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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

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Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

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At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 29 reviews

Love the fit, true to size!

Matthew Malmer
Could be softer and the fit is meh.

Overall I like the shirt but I dont love it. I usually prefer a more athletic fitted cut on my tees and the fabric could be softer. I really like the tri-blend option other tshirt companies offer.

Thank you so much for your review and feedback. We are sorry to hear that you weren't 100% happy with your item!

We do offer custom requests through our website where we can find a different blank that you would prefer. You can fill out the request form here: or reach out to us at

Thank you again for your feedback!

Donna Seeley
Well-received gift

Bought for a good friend who has been channeling Eyeore a bit. He loves it.


This was my first purchace through boardwalk. It washed just fine. The 2x was a little roomier than regular 2xs, but I don't mind. I loved the saying from the beginning. I dig it even more now that my brother told me it is a take on the song, My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Hilarious.

Amanda Jordan
Love it

Actually bought this for my girlfriend who never lets me forget her melancholy personality. She absolutely loves it, and I love how it turned out. Fits well, design is accurate to picture. Everything about this shirt is perfectly on point.