Women's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Vneck T-Shirt

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This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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πŸ“¦ Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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EC
03/06/2019
Erin C.
United States

happy fat girl

usually i order t-shirts from online companies and then haz a sad when they are just too d*mn small and i have to throw them in the 'maybe-someday-i'll-stop-eating-cheese-and-these-will-magically-fit' bin. but i was pleasantly surprised when this fit well AND looked adorable! huzzah! i am 5' and a size 20, for the record. thanks for making my fecking day, boredwalk!

Boredwalk Women's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Vneck T-Shirt Review
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02/22/2019
Allison S.
United States

Well made and entertaining to wear

I have far too much wearing this shirt, especially at work. The double-takes are brilliant.

Boredwalk Women's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Vneck T-Shirt Review
AP
01/30/2019
AB P.
United States

Beautiful, Soft, Well-Made

This is a great piece with an epic message. The quality is amazing. I'll, definitely, order again.

Boredwalk Women's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Vneck T-Shirt Review
LS
10/16/2020
loowit s.
United States United States

love it

good fit, high quality, several compliments from friends

RS
06/19/2020
Raquel S.
United States United States

Love my shirt

Possibly funniest one I’ve ever ownedβ€”not everybody gets it, but the ones who do love itβ€”and the fit is great.

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