The Universe Has it Out For You Dish Towels - Set of 3

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These snarky funny dish towels make a great gift for the pessimist in your life. With a heaping dose of existential dread and a big astronomy print, this kitchen towel set pairs perfectly with your ever-present anxiety.

This 3 pack features a big stunning spacey print paired with our original quotes. They look great folded on display or laying flat. Each towel is hand printed using water-based inks that produce a durable vibrant finish.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

  • "I was led to believe the apocalypse would be a lot more expedient than this" dish towel
  • "Everything happens for a reason, and sometimes that reason is the universe has it out for you" dish towel
  • "The universe has a plan for you, not a good plan, but it is a plan" dish towel

About our dish towels:
  • Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews

My wife groaned, so I knew I did well.


My experience was very good. But, a little on the long side. Maybe you could just show each wonderful and unique design only one time. As opposed to, showing it once for each style. (Such as I hate it here- mens t, I hate it here, womens scoop neck, I hate it here boys T, I hate it here-messenger bag, I hate it here coffee cup, etc. ). Im sure you get it. I scrolled through pages for over an hour, and I fear I missed a creative and important t-shirt design because I had to stop after that hour. I sure hope the t-shirt that would change my life wasnt on the next page after I stopped shopping. 🤷♀ However, I love everything else about your products and the way you run your business! Thank you, wish more people/companies wanted to show Amazon where they can cram it. -Thanks again, Leah Kimmel (yes, that hack is my cousin). And finally, I have always wanted to send you a picture like this , our van and ONE of my favorite t-shirts!! (The last pic I added was of the vanwhiches I made as my husband continued to drive. A staple for road our many trips)