Men's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard T-Shirt

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This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

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Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

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Customer Reviews

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Love the fit, true to size!

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Matthew Malmer
Could be softer and the fit is meh.

Overall I like the shirt but I dont love it. I usually prefer a more athletic fitted cut on my tees and the fabric could be softer. I really like the tri-blend option other tshirt companies offer.

Thank you so much for your review and feedback. We are sorry to hear that you weren't 100% happy with your item!

We do offer custom requests through our website where we can find a different blank that you would prefer. You can fill out the request form here: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request or reach out to us at hello@boredwalk.com.

Thank you again for your feedback!

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Donna Seeley
Well-received gift

Bought for a good friend who has been channeling Eyeore a bit. He loves it.

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Missy
Funny

This was my first purchace through boardwalk. It washed just fine. The 2x was a little roomier than regular 2xs, but I don't mind. I loved the saying from the beginning. I dig it even more now that my brother told me it is a take on the song, My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Hilarious.

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Amanda Jordan
Love it

Actually bought this for my girlfriend who never lets me forget her melancholy personality. She absolutely loves it, and I love how it turned out. Fits well, design is accurate to picture. Everything about this shirt is perfectly on point.