Exhausted By Existence Infant Bodysuit - Unisex Fit
$ 28.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
Kittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes -- sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, it's a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever-present low-key dread. Whether you're merely tired of *this* week's cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space infant bodysuit makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know ?I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.
Bodysuit Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, combed ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- Reinforced three-snap closure
Our soft ringspun cotton infant bodysuits feature a unisex fit. Each bodysuit features side seam construction, double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings. Changing time is a breeze with the reinforced three-snap closure. (Note: heather bodysuits are a 93/7 cotton/poly blend.) We print on soft, combed ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
6M: 12.5 inch length x 9 inch width, Age 3-6 months, 22-35 inch height, 10-16 lbs
12M: 13.5 inch length x 10 inch width, Age 6-12 months, 25-28 inch height, 17-20 lbs
18M: 14.5 inch length x 11 inch width, Age 12-18 months, 29-31 inch height, 21-24 lbs
24M: 15.5 inch length x 12 inch width, Age 18-24 months, 32-34 inch height, 25-27 lbs
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.