Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!
This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a Victorian-inspired aesthetic.
Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.
- "Some people say women of a certain age shouldn’t wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel
- "There is no rule that says you can’t be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn’t commit to just one." dish towel
- "Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." dish towel
About our dish towels:
- Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
- 130 thread count
- Hemmed on all sides
- Machine washable
- Hand printed with water-based inks
- Measures 19" x 28"
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Needed a set of my own
I purchased the **** Goddess towels for my friend who reached one of the mentioned milestone birthdays four days before I did. She loved the towels, obviously, but I kept hearing the towels howling my name, demanding that I obtain a set for myself. I obeyed and am now thrilled to gaze upon their wisdom whenever I feel like it. And use them (they're wonderful towels) whenever I feel like it. BECAUSE I CAN. And you should, too.
I bought two sets of the **** Goddess dish towels. One to keep and one for the strong women in my life. Everyone loves them. Very grateful for the creator of these witty and empowering towels.
Love the Design Not the Placement
The design placement, in the bottom left corner, wasn't what I expected. In my mind I expected bottom center. As is it doesn't work with how I hang my kitchen towels. But rest assured I will find a way to let them be seen lol!
Hi Kim, thank you so much for taking the time to leave a review! I am sorry to hear that you had a problem with the placement. We have the design placed on the bottom left corner so that the towels can hang over a handle in the Kitchen. If you have any questions, please let us know. Thanks again! :)
These towels are great!
Perfect! Only wish I could also buy as a print too!
Best Towels Ever!
These just bring me unspeakable joy and glee…. Whether you’re having a bad day, a good day, chilling and being one with nature, or plotting how to destroy the world with hellfire these kitchen towels are appropriate for all occasions. They’re well made, the print quality is fantastic, and you just need them in your life. Buy them now!