Men's Everything is Terrible T-Shirt

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Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:

• Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
• Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
• Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
• X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
• 2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
• 3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Kelly
Mood

Love my T! Washes great. Get lots of compliments too! 💚✊🏼🤩

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Deborah Patton
Best my mom just died, go away shirt ever11

Honestly, my mother passed on Jan 3 and I have PTSD from finding her near-but-not-yet and we wont go into all that again. Suffice it to say, theres ENTIRELY too many people after your mom dies who come up at ask, how are you? or how is everything going? You get tired of talking and answering after a while. I saw this shirt on a fb ad and it was the hardest I had laughed in over a weekinstantly ordered one. My psychologist was not as amused by it as my GP was.fair warning! 😉

Shirt itself is usual excellent BoredWalk quality, super soft, no shrinkage when washed/dried, and always eye catching. I wore it for three days straight just so people would stop talking to me! Thanks, BoredWalk, for another winner, and giving me a bit of light in a very dark time of my life!

Now I need Exhausted By Existence, as well, because yes.

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William P.
New Tshirt

I love it! I got it in white and receive compliments every time I wear it! Its sarcastic as hell!

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Amanda G.
Best Shirt Ever!

Bought this shirt for my husband and it was perfect. Fits true to size, quality of the shirt and printing is excellent. It has quickly become his favorite t-shirt, not just because of the way the slogan perfectly goes along with his outlook on life (ever the pessimist, although he would say he's a realist) but because it's so comfortable and fits so well. Shipped quickly too.

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Henry O.
I like it. Brah.

Fits like tits.
Wears like a bear.
People enjoy reading it.
I'd consider buying more from there.

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Lola H.
Perfect shirt for this dumpster fire of a decade so far.. with optimism

Soft material, fits perfectly, color is exact

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Amanda H.
Super comfy and good quality

I love this shirt. Its well made and so comfortable. Would buy again.

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Chelsea F.
Everything is terrible tshirt

I love this shirt. The quality is great. I wear it about once a week and people love it. I get a ton of comments in how awesome it is. It has even become the catch phrase for my friend group and everyone wants one.

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Roxanne Toscano
Love love love

100% satisfied!

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Paul Mayer
Bad Times, Good Shirt

Comfy shirt with a timely message. :-)

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Anonymous
Great Quality and style

Material of shirts are great, size and length of shirts are true to charts and the Artwork is icing on the cake!

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Kristian Amundson
Love my shirt! Not going to lie it is higher

Love my shirt! Not going to lie it is higher quality than I expected👌🙏 thank you so much and I will be ordering more!!!!?

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Anonymous
I already own 2 other shirts from Boredwalk

I already own 2 other shirts from this site, and they both still look good.

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A.G.

Absolutely love this shirt!! It’s very comfortable and the graphic is perfect!

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Mindy Stauffer
Quality for your money

Great quality shirt and printing. I love the design. Very happy with the product

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Donald Sawyer
That's my husband

That's my husband.Always with a dark cloud.

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Brian
Super fun

Super fun, great fit, comfy fabric. Fast shipping. This shirt is a hit!

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Robin Roxby
Satisfied customer

Everything is indeed terrible, except for the shirt. The print is crisp and the shirt's material is quite nice. Happy with my purchase

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Robert Bennett
The people you want to laugh

The people you want to laugh, laugh at this shirt. Keep up the good messaging.

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Anonymous
Oh, Boredwalk...

How do you see into my heart so clearly and effortlessly? We were meant for each other ❤️

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Eric
Best shirts!

I now have 2 t-shirts and a sweatshirt. They’re all super comfy, fit well, and the sayings get a lot of compliments. It’s also awesome to get high 5s from other people wearing Boardwalk merch. The only reason I can think of to not get a shirt would be if you hate everyone who isn’t exactly like you.

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Jeanne B
Tshirt is awesome

Shirt is good quality and soft! Washes nicely. True fit. Love it and plan to order more now that I know it's comfy!

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Micki Krimmel
Great quality, important statement!

I bought 3 tees and they are excellent. The prints are great and the tees are high quality. I'm very happy.

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Sbarah
Great shirt

Fits well - love the message since it truly feels like everything is terrible. Design is great too.

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Jeremy Crawford
Hysterical and Accurate right now okurr

Great shirt, everyone loves it, nice fit, nice material and yes, everything right now IS TERRIBLE

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Giovanni Riccella
Love your shirts and the ppl who advertise them

Sarcasm…… it’s the only thing that’s getting me by this trying time in American history. The people that do the advertisement and the shirts themselves help very much thank you..

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Jenine
Everything's Terrible Shirt

Love it! Great quality, great fit. Love the saying.

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Brandon Willis
I wear, they smile (smirk?)

Like all my T’s and sweatshirts from Boredwalk, this one hits the marks. Nice and soft, lightweight but not too thin and, of course, the design and truthful words displayed in a fun way. As I wore this while shopping at my local Trader Joe’s yesterday, I caught another patron look, read, register and… smile? Smirk? Not sure. But they’re looking because it’s a great article of clothing!