Men's Everything is Trash Raccoon T-Shirt
$ 35.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.
If this design looks familiar, you may have seen rocker Reese Record sporting this tee on season 2 of Lifetime's Marrying Millions.
Shirt Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
Great, vibrant design. Soft tshirt. Washes well and maintains design. Will be ordering more as gifts for the holidays!
Great design! love this company
Love it! and perfect fit as well.
Perfect fit, great quality and just what I was looking for.
Loved the designs, but with all the scams out there I was hesitant to order. Started small with two shirts and stickers just to see what would happen. Everything showed up as promised and with better quality than some other tees I've ordered from other shops. Liked being able to track the delivery as well. Getting my next order ready!
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- 1 star: 1 (1%)
I bought the Everything is trash Raccoon shirt, and once I got the email saying I could buy a second shirt for a reduced price I also bought the Bad Vibes only shirt as well, since my husband loves these types of shirts. We were both very happy with the quality...however I did not receive the black everything is trash shirt, but instead the black panther (with the lightening bolts) that says fine, thanks. I completely understand the mistake as the shirts look EXTREMELY similar, and the fine, thanks shirt was one I almost bought him anyway but I have to say I was disappointed only because the raccoon shirt is what led me to this site to begin with, as we have an inside joke about raccoons and that shirt was just perfect. But like I said, we loved the quality and humor of these shirts so much I just told him I was gonna have to buy the one I initially wanted for Christmas! No bother in returning or exchanging as he liked the ones he got!
All in all, these are great quality, unique shirts and fit true to size! Will definitely be buying again.
The graphics are exactly as pictured, and the fit was great. Super comfortable! Just note that the shirts run on the long side.
love this shirt...great quality on the fabric and the printing. Worn it a bunch, washed it a bunch and it just gets better.
This is an awesome shirt! Silk screen and shirt material is high quality. The print is bold and solid, the shirt is soft and comfortable. Im so happy with my purchase! These are NOT cheap looking shirts!
Loving this shirt. It perfectly captures my feelings about everything going on right now.
Not only does the graphic sooth my trashy soul and bring a smile to my oh so trashy face, but its SO hecking comfortable! Shipping was like lightening and it gives me the desire to order more of their other graphic shirts!
This is my new favorite shirt, I wear it so often my wife is sick of it. The overall fit it great, a little fitted but not like it's been shrink wrapped. The neck ring was a smidge small but a gentle pull gave it a little more breathing room. Washed it and dried it and the fit didn't change.
This shirt is my new favorite tee. It may have bumped the long reigning Biggie Smalls tee that I wear on the reg. Its just that good, people. The designs rad, its well made, and super soft. If youre on the fence to buy this trash panda, doooooo eeeet.
So far so good. I mean, its a T-shirt and I wear it. But its hilarious and is getting the reaction I want so great job.
Also quality shirt it seems!
Great, vibrant design. Soft tshirt. Washes well and maintains design. Will be ordering more as gifts for the holidays!
Great design! love this company
Love it! and perfect fit as well.
Perfect fit, great quality and just what I was looking for.
Loved the designs, but with all the scams out there I was hesitant to order. Started small with two shirts and stickers just to see what would happen. Everything showed up as promised and with better quality than some other tees I've ordered from other shops. Liked being able to track the delivery as well. Getting my next order ready!
good quality, soft t-shirt with excellent graphics!
Never received
In addition to the fantastic art, all the items in my order including this amazing shirt are all of really nice quality!
I went with the medium which is my true size in this mens style. I roll up the sleeves for a more fitted look since they are long for me. It is very good quality, the material feels sturdy but soft. I would purchase again. I want more of these angry little creatures! It's definitely a mood lately.
Love it
I LOVE this shirt! Its so comfy, the fit is *perfect*. Very flattering. Hugs the correct places. My students (high school) think its absolutely hilarious too when I wear it to work.
Except for this awesome t shirt! Thanks Boredwalk!
Easy ordering, everyring laid out with easy to locate sizes. Our adult soon is very into woodszy animal decor and streetwear.
I bought this shirt for my sister as a birthday present because she loves racoons, and like that racoon on this shirt, thinks everything is trash (:-D). I think it's safe to say that she loved it! She washed the shirt right out of the gift bag and switched over to to wearing it for the day and now wears it frequently. Excellent shirt for an excellent person!