Women's Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum T-Shirt

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This soft grunge feminist shirt featuring our original rose illustration makes a great gift for fans of The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood, and literary quotes. Loaded with feminism and floral chic, this faux Latin shirt is a great reminder: don't let the bastards grind you down.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

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Sue H.
T shirt

Excellent quality soft cotton t shirt. Timely arrival. Great fit and color. I highly recommend this product. Appreciate their messaging that supports womens rights to choose.

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Jessica Little
Wonderful :)

Excellent, perfect fit and comfy!

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Emily C
Stealth snark for the win :) The fabric is soft and super comfy

Stealth snark for the win :) The fabric is soft and super comfy. I like a more relaxed fit, so as a petite size 4 I got a ladies medium.

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Anonymous
Quality shirt with a great message

Great shirt and the quality is great, but as mentioned when ordering it does run small. I wish it had more stretch, but that's the only complaint. Definitely one of my favorite tees.

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Yaniela Lorenzo
Love!

This is my first purchase from Boredwalk and I can't wait to place many more. The color is a beutiful soft pink and the print has a nice contrast against the shirt! The description states they are pre shrunk for a snug fit. My usual size is a medium but I prefer a more relaxed loose fit with my t-shirts so I went for a size up and it fit perfect!

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Rose
Perfect fit

Perfect fit, perfect sentiment...

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Melissa Morgan-Oakes
Don’t let the…well, you know the rest.

Fits well, says what I want it to, what’s not to love here?

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Alison Hadley
Just the right amount of Sarcasm

Maybe it's what's happening currently in the political and social arena, but I think this t-shirt has just the right amount of annoyance at stupidity for me. I bought one of these, and it was a bit too small (SM). I wore it anyway, so didn't return it...and ended up getting some paint on it which I couldn't get out. So I ordered another shirt in a larger size. I will be more careful when I wear this one. So when you buy these shirts and you usually get Small, get Large because they run small. I had to return another shirt for my daughter because I knew she would need a larger size and the company was really great about it. So you're good to go here, no "bastardes" in this company.

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Kelly Dillard
AWESOME!

Love this shirt. Great quality, fits as expected and the message is perfect for how I'm feeling these days. thank you!

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Nicole Larson
Fit as expected

The women's tees fit as described. I typically wear a large in other shirts, but with the slim cut the XL was perfect. The red color is great.

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Sarah M.
Love it!

The design of this shirt caught my eye and I couldn’t resist ordering given the crazy of the US right now…I’m so glad I did, I LOVE it! High quality, reinforced seams and fits perfectly. Don’t hesitate to buy - they’re worth it!

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SK

Love it! Design and color is great. I did have to go up 2 sizes instead of 1 (usually wear a M, L was tight, XL fits just right)

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Beth Sanford
They make me happy

I feel more in touch with who I am when I’m wearing a shirt that declares how I feel about things.

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Valerie Womack
Great shirt!

Love this tee! Comfy and cute. True to size. Got one for my sister as a present.

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Jamie
Love it

Understated message, beautiful colors. Size up since it is a ladies fit. I’m usually a small but got a medium and it fits well.

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Kathy Kent
Boredwalk T-shirts are the best!

Ordering was a breeze, delivery was fast, and the shirt is great! It fits perfectly and is soft and comfortable (this is coming from someone with aggressively sensitive skin - like use the wrong thread and the neckline of a shirt becomes an instrument of torture). I have at least a half-dozen Boredwalk shirts and am very happy with all of them. Order with confidence!

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Kathy Kent
Boredwalk T-shirts are the best!

Ordering was a breeze, delivery was fast, and the shirt is great! It fits perfectly and is soft and comfortable (this is coming from someone with aggressively sensitive skin - like use the wrong thread and the neckline of a shirt becomes an instrument of torture). I have at least a half-dozen Boredwalk shirts and am very happy with all of them. Order with confidence!

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Karalyne

This was a birthday present for a friend. It does run small, but we figured that in when ordering. She adores it.

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Claire Chin
Good quality

Normally wear small ordered medium should have ordered large

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Kristina Perez
Women's Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum T-Shirt

Easy ordering, item as pictured. Love it.

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Shelly Meron
Runs very small

Had to return this as it runs very very small. Also didn't love the pink color with the maroon print. Might try the black.

Thanks for your review!

We are so sorry to hear that you were disappointed with the your purchase.

We do offer free exchanges for all of our orders as long as they are unwashed/unworn. You can visit our return/exchange portal to generate and print your return label from home using your order number and the email associated with your order. You can also reach out to customer service at hello@boredwalk.com and they would be happy to provide you with a return label.

We do offer custom styles and sizes via our custom request form: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request. Our team is always happy to help with finding something unique for our customers to enjoy. You can also email us and someone from the team will reach out to discuss what options we have available for you.

We really appreciate your business and will consider an exchange or custom order. :)

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Anne V Piazza
Love ❤ Love ❤ Love ❤ this shirt

A fierce political statement on the down low. If you are a Handmaid's Tale fan, this is the shirt. If you are a fan of women's rights, this is the shirt. It's high quality and high impact. If you know, you know.

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Brittani Hernandez
Great shirt

Love the shirt I ordered--quality material! Glad it was mentioned on the site to order a size up for women's shirts because mine fits perfect!

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Kelly Gladfelter
LOVE IT!

I got this t-shirt in pink and I love it! Most people have no clue what it means, but I enjoy the knowing nods from those who do. It is soft, but substantial. Regarding fit, Im 55 145lbs, 32c and I got a large. It fits great, with just a little bit of room. I dont like tight t-shirts, and this is nicely fitted.

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Natalie Duke
Great selection

I had a hard time narrowing down my choices, to be honest. So many tees with my specific brand of humor. They arrived quickly and are high quality. Fit is perfect.

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Molly Pakosz
Love it, as usual

I am always super happy with my shirts from Boardwalk and this was no exception. Fits great, looks super cute & of course great quality. Not my first purchase and won't be my last.

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Stacy Horner
Another great purchase

Nice quality at a reasonable price. Love the snarky sayings. :)

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Stacy Horner
Great shirt

This is my 4th purchase from Boredwalk. I love their shirts, but they do run small. Going up 2 sizes gives me just the fit I want, relaxed without being sloppy.

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Susan McGuire
Women's Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum

Great fabric, printing. I figured Sizes ran small and they really do. Order 2 sizes up from what you normally would like I did.

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Brooke B.
color, fit, style -- fantastic

plus you know who your friends are by the way they respond to your shirt