Women's Everything is Trash Raccoon T-Shirt

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Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our women's tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up — possibly two — or consider our women's scoop-neck tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Taryn N.
Love it!

I love this shirt! The graphics are bright and awesome and the fit is really flattering. Runs small though- I usually wear a L, sometimes a M depending on the brand and I bought an XL and it fits perfect.

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Nicole Rattigan
Love this shirt!

Excellent quality. Fits perfect!

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Kimberly Carroll
Everything is trash but this t-shirt.

This is basically my new favorite thing. The shirt itself is soft and well fitting (I did size up as recommended), and the trash panda adorning this tee is my everything right now. I bet I'd get complements on it if I were able to actually go out in the world and socialize, but alas, that won't happen because everything is trash (except this t-shirt).

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Stephanie M.
Perfect shirt

Best shirt ever, perfectly fits my personality. Size runs quite small on this one though so definitely size up.

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Dawna-Beth M.
BUY HER SHIRTS!

Just got to wear this shirt today and I am in love! Soft, great fit and hilarious. I saw the shirts run a little small so I ordered a medium, when I usually wear size small. Glad I ordered up, fits perfectly. Can't recommend enough!

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Rozan W.
Everything is Trash...

...but this shirt isnt! Great fit, fun design, quick delivery.

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Amy
Its Funny Cause Its True

This shirt has become a COVID staple in my stay at home WARdrobe. This was the first shirt I purchased and hasnt been the last. The quality of the material is soft and quality material. I love the excellent customer service, the humor, the stickers, and surprisingly the emails! I have two more that just arrived and few more in my cart💸💸💸
🖤☠🖤☠

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Tracey
The graphic was well done

The graphic was well done. The ink/transfer material was sufficient that I know the graphic will last. The shirt and graphic has no weird chemical smell (which would be a deal breaker). The size was as expected. Nice product.

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D’Arcy Wolford
Perfect birthday gift

I got this as a birthday gift for a friend and she loved it! I love this company and feel good purchasing from them because they’re artist owned and don’t use AI.

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Anonymous
Trash Panda

Great gift for my sister!

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Victoria
New Favorite Shirts

The fabric is soft, feels like a high quality shirt. And an added bonus is the front details. Runs a bit small, so size up unless you want something super tight.

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Joan Parato

I ordered the Women's Ladies T-shirt and followed their sizing recommendation; the shirt fit well. Also, the shirt is perfect for individuals with long torsos (plenty of length).

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Anne Wiles
I love this shirt. 🥰

It was a good fit I ordered it big on purpose love it. Feels better after wash.

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Montserrat Font
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT

My experience with the item was wonderful. My favorite shirts ever.
Love the cotton quality and the graphics are fantastic.

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Sarah Austin
Cute but runs small

Cute design but runs very small

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Carrie Martin
T-shirts

I love my t-shirt. The kids shirts are Christmas presents. Everything was easy from ordering . Love the quality. Would order again.

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Laura O'Hearn
Nice t-shirt

Great quality. Sizing runs small.

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Marissa Wolfheart
Great shirt

I bought this with another shirt. They were delivered in a timely manner. I always worry about size but these fit great. Love them.

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Monica Koolmees
First online clothing purchase Ive been happy with

The T-shirt material is soft and the design is not just an iron on like all the other t-shirts/tanks Ive ordered. It is centered well on the shirt. Very comfortable and good fit. I would order another. Wish it came on a tank top.

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vanessa briggs
Great shirt

I love this shirt! The print is awesome and its high quality

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Scott Richmond
Everything Is Trash Women's Tee

Bought this for a lady friend of mine and she was absolutely ecstatic at the fit and quality of the shirt. A resounding birthday gift hit!

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Kasey Labelle
I love everything about this

The womens slim-fit shirt wasnt exactly the fit/style I was looking for, but I was able to exchange for an off-menu style. The whole process was super easy, and I love my new shirt!

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Erin Cole
Love it!

I cant wait to get more things!

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Cheri Demello
5 stars

Cute and sassy fits perfectly

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Jessica Calvillo
Rad shirt!

Great shirt! Love the material.

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Suzanne
Cool graphics, poor quality shirt

I love the design which is of course why I reluctantly paid 30 bucks for a t-shirt. However for that price I expected the shirt to be of better quality. The seams are so misaligned. I'm pretty disappointed in that part.

Thanks for your review!

We are so sorry to hear that you were disappointed with the quality of your purchase.

We offer custom styles and sizes via our custom request form: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request. Our team is always happy to help with finding something unique for our customers to enjoy. You can also contact us at hello@boredwalk.com and someone from the team will reach out to discuss what options we have available for you.

We also offer free exchanges for all of our orders as long as they are unwashed/unworn. You can visit our return/exchange portal to generate and print your return label from home using your order number and the email associated with your order. You can also reach out to customer service at hello@boredwalk.com and they would be happy to provide you with a return label.

We appreciate your business and hope you consider placing a custom order with us. :)

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Marie Stallings
I love this shirt!

It's comfortable and cute as hell. Everything I've gotten from this site is amazing and well made! Thank you!!!

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Kristen Anderson
Favorite Shirt ever!

Perfect fit, print was great quality and shipping was fast. Cant ask for more :)

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Sarah Babcock
Arrived Quickly

Item arrived quickly and looked as pictured. I with the material was softer but the fit is nice.