Unisex Everything is Terrible Sweatshirt – Boredwalk

Unisex Everything is Terrible Sweatshirt

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  • $ 48

Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.

Shirt Info:

  • soft, cozy ring spun cotton/polyester fleece blend
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • unisex fit — perfect for both men and women

Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Sized for a relaxed, unisex fit, measurements as follows:

• Small 20 inch width chest x 26.5 inch length
• Medium 22 inch width chest x 27.5 inch length
• Large 24 inch width chest x 28.5 inch length
• X-Large 26 inch width chest x 29.9 inch length
• 2X-Large 28 inch width chest x 30.5 inch length
• 3X-Large 30 inch width chest x 31.5 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Love it!

I received my order today and was very happy to see how nice the quality of the sweatshirt is. The snarky humor is perfect for my personality, and I cannot wait until the cooler weather comes round to wear it. I also purchased the "Glass Half Empty Society" sweatshirt as well. This was my first order with this shop, and I am so satisfied with my order that I came back to leave a review and order a few more items. As for sizing for someone that might want more info: I am a little over 5'3 and usually wear a Petite S/M (sometimes L) but like for my sweatshirts to be really oversized so I can wear them with knee length skater/flared skirts with tights and boots. I purchased an XL (but could have still gotten the super oversized look with a Large). Length wise, this sweatshirt lands about 6in from the top of the knee on me... kind of like a mini dress.

Sarah P.
United States United States


Very comfortable and good quality. Love everything I have from Boredwalk. Definitely recommend.

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