Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie – Boredwalk

Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie

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This funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.

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😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Clydie P.
United States United States


Fun is hard to come by these days; however, I have been having ton of fun with Boredwalk items. The 'Don't Touch Me,' hoodie garners different reactions and I enjoy all of them. I have listened to a story about a poor, unfortunate grandchild falling backwards into a field cactus and also being told that I must be a cold "b." :) Funny! The hoodie is warm and comfortable and fits just right. The design and coloring are high quality classy! I have cactus earrings to match. Love it!

Tiana G.
United States United States

So awesome!

These are by far my favorite comfy and the size is perfect

Alison B.
United States United States

My edgelord niece loves it

I got this for my 11-year-old niece. It is comfy and big and she uses it to hide her preteen insecurities.

Christina W.
United States United States

Love my new hoodie

I absolutely love my new cactus hoodie! It is super comfy and light weight, perfect for the Spring time chilly mornings or the Summer time chilly nights by a fire. I immediately received it and orders a couple more, but for the 2nd order I ordered them a size up which I shouldn’t have and should have stuck with the original size I ordered for the cactus one. However, customer service is fantastic since I emailed them right away and they walked me through how to go about the exchange. I have a issue printing the return shipping label and told them about it and they just emailed it to me right away. I live in RI so it only took less then 24 hours for them to get back to me. A couple of emails I caught right away from them and replied back and they got right back to me. I am 100% satisfied with my purchase and the customer service and will definitely will be ordering more very soon.

Ryen H.
United States United States

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I love these! My 8 year old kept stealing mine so I bought her a matching one. Great quality, soft and durable. She wears hers every day because the school in Texas crank the AC when it gets hot. 10/10, will purchase more. Need one that says β€œMaybe Today Satan” with some horns or something. I’d wear the **** out of that one too.

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