Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.
- 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester Fleece Interior for softness
- 100% Cotton Outer Shell for vibrant, durable prints
- 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
- Unisex Fit
- Hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
• X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
• Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
• Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
• Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
• X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
• 2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
• 3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.