If you're feeling trapped in a depressing dystopian nightmare you're not alone. Who could blame you for struggling with dread, anxiety, and depression living on our trauma filled planet? This dark humor shirt lets you express your despair in style. It makes a great gift for the pessimist or misanthrope in your life. If you find yourself often wishing the aliens would abduct you already this is the perfect addition to your shirt collection.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- Unisex fit -- perfect for boys and girls
These stylish t-shirts feature a unisex fit that's perfect for both boys and girls. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our kids tshirts are unisex fit, measurements as follows:
2T 12 inches wide x 14 inches long
3T 13 inches wide x 15 inches long
4T 14 inches wide x 16 inches long
5/6T 15 inches wide x 18.5 inches long
X-Small 16 inch width x 21 inch length (usually fits 6 year olds)
Small 17 inch width x 22.5 inch length (usually fits 7-8 year olds)
Medium 18 inch width x 24 inch length (usually fits 9-10 year olds)
Large 19 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits 10-12 year olds)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.