Cynical Affirmations Bundle

So this is the future? Color us unimpressed.

The Cynical Affirmations Bundle includes:

1. Cynical Affirmations: 52 wryly sarcastic and relatable quotes that serve as an amusing alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for the sort of person who's more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine. Printed on thick card stock with soft floral imagery in juxtaposition with the snarky sentiments and a satiny matte finish, shipped in a similarly adorable yet subtly sarcastic box that's so cute you'll want to make it a centerpiece of your living space. Includes a sturdy wooden display stand.
   
   
2. Adventures In The Abyss - An Activity Book for the Modern Dystopia: 96 pages of mazes, coloring pages, word searches, crosswords, cryptograms, trivia games, logic puzzles, word games, math puzzles, Rebus puzzles, and so much more, all making fun of the modern inconveniences that were supposed to make our lives easier but have only made existence more annoying than ever. Printed on thick 100 lb. paper stock to prevent bleed-through no matter the implements you favor, be they pens, pencils, crayons, or markers. Loaded with hours and hours of analog fun suitable for solo entertainment or group play with your snarky besties!
   
   
3. Grievance Journal: Gratitude has its place, but sometimes you just need to VENT! The Grievance Journal features 52 unique writing prompts covering a range of topics to help focus your intent and purge your frustrations in a healthy way, and 52 darkly funny epigrams to help alleviate your frustrations with life's daily aggravations. Don't fly into a panic at the sight of a blank page and need writing prompts? Aren't we the pretty one. With a mix of lined and blank pages, there is plenty of room throughout the Grievance Journal for free-form venting and/or doodling. With luxurious hardcover binding and a tastefully goth design aesthetic, this is one journaling practice you'll actually look forward to keeping up with.