Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie

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This funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Adrienne
Love it!!

This is my second purchase and Im beyond pleased! The customer service is great, the hoodies are excellent quality and super soft, and the prints are AWESOME!! I will be back soon!!

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Heather R.
Great hoodie!!

Hoodie is as described, good quality. Easy sizing with their chart. Fast shipping. Overall great product and great company!!

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Tara S.
Love it!

Softest thing ever, great quality, and keeps me amused!

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MARTY B.
Dont touch me hoodie

I absolutely love the Dont Touch Me Hoodie. It is a perfectly relaxed fit and the material is so soft and comfortable. Everyone that reads the saying laughs in delight.
After washing and drying this hoodie, it is still in perfect shape and size (no pilling, fabric twisting, or shrinking).
I will be back to Boardwalk LA for more products.

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Rachel Proctor
I'm prickly, but I like to be cozy

Love love love Boredwalk! This sweatshirt is great quality and the graphic is killer. Highly recommended.

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Clydie Prince
Fun!

Fun is hard to come by these days; however, I have been having ton of fun with Boredwalk items. The 'Don't Touch Me,' hoodie garners different reactions and I enjoy all of them. I have listened to a story about a poor, unfortunate grandchild falling backwards into a field cactus and also being told that I must be a cold "b." :) Funny! The hoodie is warm and comfortable and fits just right. The design and coloring are high quality classy! I have cactus earrings to match. Love it!

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Tiana Ganes
So awesome!

These are by far my favorite hoodies..so comfy and the size is perfect

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Alison Blackwell
My edgelord niece loves it

I got this for my 11-year-old niece. It is comfy and big and she uses it to hide her preteen insecurities.

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Jennifer Shuman
Arrived damaged

Love my hoodie but it came with bleach spots on the sleeves. Still comfy but wouldnt buy another because of that.

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Christina White
Love my new hoodie

I absolutely love my new cactus hoodie! It is super comfy and light weight, perfect for the Spring time chilly mornings or the Summer time chilly nights by a fire. I immediately received it and orders a couple more, but for the 2nd order I ordered them a size up which I shouldnt have and should have stuck with the original size I ordered for the cactus one. However, customer service is fantastic since I emailed them right away and they walked me through how to go about the exchange. I have a issue printing the return shipping label and told them about it and they just emailed it to me right away. I live in RI so it only took less then 24 hours for them to get back to me. A couple of emails I caught right away from them and replied back and they got right back to me. I am 100% satisfied with my purchase and the customer service and will definitely will be ordering more very soon.

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Ryen Horton
Matching Hoodies

I love these! My 8 year old kept stealing mine so I bought her a matching one. Great quality, soft and durable. She wears hers every day because the school in Texas crank the AC when it gets hot. 10/10, will purchase more.
Need one that says Maybe Today Satan with some horns or something.
Id wear the shit out of that one too.

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Kelsey Wilson
Excellent Quality

I love this hoodie! The material is super soft and comfy and the fit is true to size!

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jessica johnson
Jess love this hoodie!!

Extremely soft

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James Halliday
Great Hoodie!

This hoodie was for my wife. She loves it! Has only had it a couple weeks but she wears it a lot and it seems to be holding up well. The fit is pretty much true to size and the print is well done.
Thanks Boardwalk!

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Christi Stephenson

Loved the sweatshirt....true to size and so comfortable

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Kirstahn Mitchell
Fits great!!

Love this sweatshirt!! Fast shipping too!!

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Emily Statdfield
So comfy

This sweatshirt is cute and comfortable. It washes up great. The fit is just right. I love ordering from Boardwalk because it comes quickly and its from right here in the United States. This is my second sweatshirt from Boardwalk and I will be ordering again and again. Thank you!

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Christopher Gabriel
Great sweatshirt

This product is good quality and looks as good as the picture.

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Kelly Menefee
Awesome!!

This is my new favorite sweatshirt. Soft and comfy and most importantly good quality.

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Kelley Jones
Don't touch me hoodie

Was very good. I ordered one for me and my daughter. Will order more items soon .

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Roufieh Carmody
Awesome Hoodie my daughter loved it

Random People stop her and ask her where she got it. We have been giving out your info and site information ... feels like we are a walking ad haha

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Jillian Jones
Excellent hoodie!

True to size. So comfortable.

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Megan Pink
Easily the most comfortable hoodie Ive ever owned

This is so amazingly snugly I almost wish you could touch me to share the joy.

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Jasmine Rushing
Really cozy

Arrived quickly! Its actually my favorite sweatshirt. Its very warm and cozy.

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Kathleen Sturtevant
sweatshirt

The sweatshirt is a gift so I haven't given it away yet. It looks good, arrived quickly and was packed well.

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Nathaniel Hoden
Awesome sweatshirt!

I got the sweatshirt as a gift for a friend and she couldn't stop raving about it. She said it was super soft and fit perfectly. I also had to email customer service shortly after placing my order because I changed my mind about the color, and they responded quickly and easily made the change for me.

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Chelsea Wells
Love!!

Nothing bad to report here! It looks great and is so soft. I cannot wait for it to get cold so I can wear it.

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Marissa Garibay
Excellent

Well, I love this sweatshirt. I'm a little over 5'9, slim to athletic build and the medium fits very well. Lots of room for comfort and long arms, bonus!

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Beth
Love!

Super soft and comfy. Great quality. Perfect sentiment for now and always.

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Abigail Jones
Great Quality

I love this hoodie. It holds up great in the wash, its still soft and super comfortable after a few washes. The color is exactly as described. I ordered a large but could have sized down to a medium. It runs true to size. Overall, Im stoked with my purchase!

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MaKenna Hanna
Love it!!

super quick shipping, item fits just like I thought it would. Love it and will definitely order again.