Everything is Terrible Messenger Bag
$ 64.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
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Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor bag. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist bag is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.
Bag Info:
- 100% cotton canvas
- adjustable shoulder strap
- exterior and interior zippered pockets
- side pockets with magnetic snaps
This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag is equipped with an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag also has a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps.
Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 inches wide, 11.5 inches tall and 4.75 inches deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.
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The bag has a front flap, but the bag does not close with a zipper. I have dropped my bag multiple times, or accidentally picked it up upside down (a lot easier to do than it sounds), and everything falls out of the bag and onto the floor. I also didnt realize it until a bit after I received it and went to add stuff into the inner pocket, but it had a big tear, rendering the whole pocket useless.
The company and its people are very nice and I will still probably order stuff in the future, but not a bag.
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