Everything is Terrible Unisex Hoodie
$ 84.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.
Shirt Info:
- 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester Fleece Interior for softness
- 100% Cotton Outer Shell for vibrant, durable prints
- 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
- Unisex Fit
- Hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
• X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
• Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
• Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
• Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
• X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
• 2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
• 3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve
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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
This is the softest, coziest, sturdiest hoodie I have purchased in a long time. I am a vet tech, so extremely poor but splurged here and am so glad I did. I chose charcoal and it's not just a plain old gray, it's beautiful. The lettering is perfect and the hood strings are thick. It does run large on me, but I am short. I don't care, I'm going to live in it. I just wish I could wear it to work knowing it wouldn't get ruined in a day.
BUY THIS.
I freaking LOVE this hoodie! I got it in Navy and the design looks so good on it. I can’t wait to wear it out and make everyone (including me) smile. I’m 5’4, 180 female and the size Large fit me well. It wasn’t as oversized as I expected, so I might get XL next time just to have some extra room. I truly love it, so fun and flattering. EIT dvd marathon, anyone?
Soft, comfy, cute and perfectly encapsulates how I feel about the current state of affairs. This is probably my 7th purchase from Boredwalk. Always happy with their products
My wife grew tired of inheriting/stealing my sweatshirts, and she made it clear that she wanted something cozy, high-quality, and distinctly her. This shirt checks all the boxes and more. It's been a heck of a year, and this shirt captures that nicely.
My wife asked for this for her birthday. Shipping was super fast. She loved the design and the hoody fits really well and is nice and comfy/cozy. She loves it!
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I ordered this hoodie and I got so many compliments I had to order a couple more for friends. Truthfully, it came up on my feed right after my dog died and I was heartbroken and looking for something to help cheer me up. Even on really bad days it helps cheer me up. And so buttery soft, definitely will be back again.
This sweatshirt is awesome! So soft, comfortable, and beautiful! When I'm having a day when it seems like nothing is going right, I slip on my everything is terrible hoodie and at least one thing is better. :-)
I got one for myself and my best friend and these hoodies are great! Love the material and great fit. Not too heavy but super soft and comfortable. Can't wait to get another one!
I LOVE this sweatshirt. Its my favorite-soft and warm and stretchy! It makes me positively gleeful! I shall always return to see what youve come up with next 🖤
Love the hoodie, love the quality and definitely recommend. I'll be ordering again soon.
This is the softest, coziest, sturdiest hoodie I have purchased in a long time. I am a vet tech, so extremely poor but splurged here and am so glad I did. I chose charcoal and it's not just a plain old gray, it's beautiful. The lettering is perfect and the hood strings are thick. It does run large on me, but I am short. I don't care, I'm going to live in it. I just wish I could wear it to work knowing it wouldn't get ruined in a day.
BUY THIS.
I freaking LOVE this hoodie! I got it in Navy and the design looks so good on it. I can’t wait to wear it out and make everyone (including me) smile. I’m 5’4, 180 female and the size Large fit me well. It wasn’t as oversized as I expected, so I might get XL next time just to have some extra room. I truly love it, so fun and flattering. EIT dvd marathon, anyone?
Soft, comfy, cute and perfectly encapsulates how I feel about the current state of affairs. This is probably my 7th purchase from Boredwalk. Always happy with their products
My wife grew tired of inheriting/stealing my sweatshirts, and she made it clear that she wanted something cozy, high-quality, and distinctly her. This shirt checks all the boxes and more. It's been a heck of a year, and this shirt captures that nicely.
My wife asked for this for her birthday. Shipping was super fast. She loved the design and the hoody fits really well and is nice and comfy/cozy. She loves it!
Fast delivery, excellent quality.
It was a little on the thin side but besides that it great
Bought this hoodie for a gift - she absolutely loved it!
Great quality and super comfy!
First off, I love the color selection. So many places that have clever designs only come in black and gray. Second, its the perfect thickness. Thick enough for a nice spring or cool summer morning, but thin enough to push up the sleeves and be comfy all day or wear under a jacket without being too hot. The sleeve length is also ideal for someone who likes slightly longer sleeves, the cuff hitting mid hand. All around now one my of favorite hoodies!
Great hoodie, bought it multiple times for gifts. Everyone loves it.
Excellent experience as my 13 year old granddaughter loved loved this hoodie. She doesn't get overly excited about things, but this hoodie really made her day.
Very soft inside! Great quality!
This one is great, nice heavy sweatshirt. I should have gone a size or two smaller but I would rather have it too big.
I love this sweatshirt. It's thick, but not heavy, and soft and makes everyone smile. I like it so much I bought one for myself after getting one to give as a gift.
Became my favorite hoodie! ❤
Super soft. Amazing graphic. Absolutely love it
Shipping was fast, shirt arrived and looked exactly how it was pictured on the site. Very soft, quality hoodie. I love it!
I love pullover hoodies, but unisex tend to fit me weird-usually too baggy in the arms and the band at the bottom makes me look like a potato. But these fit perfect! The band lays flat and so the hoodie doesn't bulge out in the stomach. Not to mention the green is so pretty. I'm going to live in this hoodie. Now that I know I love the hoodies, it's time to get a couple wishlist ones!
I love pullover hoodies, but unisex tend to fit me weird-usually too baggy in the arms and the band at the bottom makes me look like a potato. But these fit perfect! The band lays flat and so the hoodie doesn't bulge out in the stomach. I'm going to live in this hoodie. Now that I know I love the hoodies, it's time to get a couple wishlist ones!
Fit is perfect, very well made, colors are super vibrant & shipping was fast.
Pleasantly surprised with the quality of the material, fits well and is very comfortable!
I LOVE this sweatshirt!!!! It is so soft and comfortable. One of my favorite parts is the strings! They are thick and lush with the ends tied so they wont slip out of the hood. The designs are so funny and such a conversation starter. So many of my friends have ordered!! This is a MUST have.
Bought 2, super cozy even after washing!
Is very hard to be a total misanthrope in a soft comfy sweatshirt like this one. Such nice quality. It really is too bad that this lifts my spirits as much as it does. Its ruining my reputation as a cynic.