Exquisite Nightmare Dish Towels - Set of 3

$ 38.00

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Why be the girl of his dreams when you can be the girl of his nightmares? Our Exquisite Nightmare kitchen towel set pairs feminine rage with a delicate floral aesthetic. It makes a great gift for the feminist in your life who is just a little bit terrifying.

This 3 pack features a big stunning floral print paired with our original quotes. They look great folded on display or laying flat. Each towel is hand printed using water-based inks that produce a durable vibrant finish.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

  • "Don’t be a replacement for his mother. Be a replacement for the thing under his bed that he was afraid of as a child — mysterious, elusive, and probably from a hell dimension." dish towel
  • "Normalize unleashing a malevolent poltergeist on men who won’t take “no” for an answer." dish towel
  • "In a world where you can be anything, be the terror in the dark who brings nightmares to men who call their female colleagues “babe." dish towel

About our dish towels:
  • Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"

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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

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👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews
Rachel Berman-Vaporis
Great colors!

I love this tea towel set! The colors really pop even after multiple washes. They add the right amount of color and attitude to my kitchen.


Too pretty for my kitchen. (I may leave them for guest towels.). Well made, and I’m sure they will be strong for wiping up, drying dishes, and covering a bowl of yeasy



Robb Ecker
Best gift of the year!

My GF loves these towels. Theyre great as kitchen towels and as a message to guests.

Great Gift!

These made my sister-in-law so darn happy with their pointed truths! Nice quality and perfect for a unique and special gift