This dark humor shirt is a perfect way to wear your existential angst proudly. If you've always kind of resented being plucked from non-existence and the appeal of eventually returning to nothingness speaks to you, this funny nihilist shirt is a must-have. It makes a great gift for the anti-natalists, atheists, pessimists, or absurdists in your life.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- Unisex fit -- perfect for boys and girls
These stylish t-shirts feature a unisex fit that's perfect for both boys and girls. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our kids tshirts are unisex fit, measurements as follows:
2T 12 inches wide x 14 inches long
3T 13 inches wide x 15 inches long
4T 14 inches wide x 16 inches long
5/6T 15 inches wide x 18.5 inches long
X-Small 16 inch width x 21 inch length (usually fits 6 year olds)
Small 17 inch width x 22.5 inch length (usually fits 7-8 year olds)
Medium 18 inch width x 24 inch length (usually fits 9-10 year olds)
Large 19 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits 10-12 year olds)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.