Haunting Affirmations Bundle
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What necromancy is this? A haunting hoard of ghastly guffaws that's both delightfully dark and can successfully shrink excessive screen time? All while saving you money and qualifying for free shipping? Finally, something worth living for!
The Haunting Affirmations Bundle includes:
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Haunting Affirmations: 52 morbidly motivational quotes that serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering. Printed on thick card stock with midnight blue & antique silver ink with a satiny finish, shipped in a stylish luxe box that's so gorgeous you'll want to make it a centerpiece of your home decor, whether you favor crypts, mausoleums, caskets, or the watery abyss of a Viking funeral. Includes a sturdy wooden display stand.
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Bloodthirsty & Bewitched - An Activity Book for Strange & Unusual Adults: 96 pages of mazes, coloring pages, word searches, crosswords, cryptograms, trivia games, logic puzzles, word games, math puzzles, Rebus puzzles, and so much more printed on thick 100 lb. paper stock to prevent bleed-through no matter the implements you favor, be they pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or raven quills dipped in the blood of your enemies. Loaded with hours and hours of analog fun suitable for solo entertainment or group play with your coven!
- Sinister Affirmations: 52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes that serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering. Printed on thick card stock with black & rose gold ink with a satiny finish, shipped in a stylish luxe box that's so gorgeous you'll want to make it a centerpiece of your home decor, whether you live in a castle, a gingerbread house, or a chicken-legged hut in the woods. Includes a sturdy wooden display stand (painted black, naturally — it does go with everything, after all).
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These cards are absolutely perfect!!
I am a very old witch, but you lovely babies nailed it! Thank you for keeping the fires hot and the kettle seething!
Fast shipping, got it for a friend's birthday and she loves it!!!
I bought these for gifts for my daughters who are very independent young ladies. I have purchased from Boardwalk before, and then I’ve been pleased with their product. I won’t get to know the real review until after Christmas. However, I have faith in them being very popular with my daughters.
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For those of us dealing with the overwhelming joys of life, this set is a must have. I would have given it as a gift but I need it more and the hell with everyone else...Sigh, ok, I will consider purchasing one later for a friend, after I finish my half cup of black coffee that has gotten cold while I write this review.
These cards are beautifully made. They are part of the morning ritual I'm trying to build to give me a reason to get out of bed.
I got this thinking it would fit my October vibes and it did not disappoint. I have laughed maniacally at each card I've seen so far.
I got these as an offering for the beautiful and incredibly powerful bog witch that lives in my house. She cackled with glee and did not turn me into anything unnatural this day. Which is a rare treat indeed! We’ll definitely be ordering more from these fine folks.
I consider myself a positive person but sometimes I’d rather transform into a Kraken and pull every horrible thing into the ocean and smash every data center with my giant tentacles. These cards give me hope that this is possible and one day I could be a Kraken. Thank you for these wonderful affirmations
Came across this on Facebook and couldn’t hit buy fast enough. I got the combo pack (Sinister, Haunting, activity book) and I just love it. I actually got the combo set to give one of the decks to my best friend. I ended up keeping both because I loved it so much. (I will get her a combo pack too.) I keep them at my desk to bring a little whimsy to my office space while also keeping my spooky season vibes all year long.
10/10 recommend!
I purchased both the Haunting Affirmations and Cynical Affirmations decks after previously purchasing the Sinister Affirmations deck. I absolutely love all of the decks. I choose a card from each deck each week and put them on the stands on my desk. They are reminders to not take everything so seriously and to encourage the snark. The decks are excellent quality and easy to riffle or otherwise shuffle. I’m very pleased with my purchases and am happy to support this company. The orders were shipped quickly and arrived quickly with notifications on the status of my order being sent to me throughout the process. I highly recommend all of the decks, you won’t be disappointed unless you hate fun!
I purchased both the Haunting Affirmations and Cynical Affirmations decks after previously purchasing the Sinister Affirmations deck. I absolutely love all of the decks. I choose a card from each deck each week and put them on the stands on my desk. They are reminders to not take everything so seriously and to encourage the snark. The decks are excellent quality and easy to riffle or otherwise shuffle. I’m very pleased with my purchases and am happy to support this company. The orders were shipped quickly and arrived quickly with notifications on the status of my order being sent to me throughout the process. I highly recommend all of the decks, you won’t be disappointed unless you hate fun!
The card stock feels great and the color/print is just perfect. Suitably motivation for cloudy societal existence and prolonged exposure to excessive climate change. Fantastic product.
Ever wonder what to do in the afterlife? Ponder no more, these affirmations clearly map out my after death intentions. Clearly stating how I wish to haunt those I love and poltergeist those who deserve my wrath. So, live life knowing that death isnt the end, just a whole new adventure waiting to begin.
Sinister affirmations confirm that you can you tell the world "that sounds like a you problem" without saying anything at all. Those deep sentiments of flipping the bird just became written affirmations that just help start your day in a more pleasant headspace.
If you want just cute cuddly affirmations, keep scrolling this isn't for you. But if you need real life affirmations that give you the truth, you are in the right place. This affirmations confirm all the sentiments we feel inside, yet cant always voice. The "world is burning, I brought marshmallows" that we all need.
I bought this as a birthday present for my wife. She absolutely loves it. Thanks for providing interesting and humorous products. I love your stuff. Always unique and high quality.
Excellent quality. Amusing and insightful affirmations. My wife loves them and uses them on her desk at her therapy practice. I also ordered two t-shirts and a hoodie last year, very happy with those. High quality cotton and printing. I plan on ordering more stuff soon. One thing though. The shipping is a little slow by today’s standards. The whole process took about 10 days. as a comparison, I recently received a pair of Solovair shoes from Northamptonshire, England, and they arrived in four days, standard shipping. Other than that, very happy with Boredwalk!
I bought the halloween themed affirmations for a boo box for a friend, and I love them! The affirmations themselves are fun, and the design is pretty enough to have them out for display
Love these! The addition of the stand is nice, as it allows me to display my favorite card.
Love these Affirmations! Arrived quickly and I love the addition of the stand to display a card.
Heart-chilling affirmations, as promised, and display nicely in the box if you struggle to keep your shit together.
The cards are very high quality and are truly amusing. I liked the thoughtful packaging that includes a stand for the card of the day.