Haunting Affirmations Bundle
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What necromancy is this? A haunting hoard of ghastly guffaws that's both delightfully dark and can successfully shrink excessive screen time? All while saving you money and qualifying for free shipping? Finally, something worth living for!
The Haunting Affirmations Bundle includes:
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Haunting Affirmations: 52 morbidly motivational quotes that serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering. Printed on thick card stock with midnight blue & antique silver ink with a satiny finish, shipped in a stylish luxe box that's so gorgeous you'll want to make it a centerpiece of your home decor, whether you favor crypts, mausoleums, caskets, or the watery abyss of a Viking funeral. Includes a sturdy wooden display stand.
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Bloodthirsty & Bewitched - An Activity Book for Strange & Unusual Adults: 96 pages of mazes, coloring pages, word searches, crosswords, cryptograms, trivia games, logic puzzles, word games, math puzzles, Rebus puzzles, and so much more printed on thick 100 lb. paper stock to prevent bleed-through no matter the implements you favor, be they pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or raven quills dipped in the blood of your enemies. Loaded with hours and hours of analog fun suitable for solo entertainment or group play with your coven!
- Sinister Affirmations: 52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes that serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering. Printed on thick card stock with black & rose gold ink with a satiny finish, shipped in a stylish luxe box that's so gorgeous you'll want to make it a centerpiece of your home decor, whether you live in a castle, a gingerbread house, or a chicken-legged hut in the woods. Includes a sturdy wooden display stand (painted black, naturally — it does go with everything, after all).
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Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.