Hell Goddess Dish Towels - Set of 3

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Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

  • "Some people say women of a certain age shouldn’t wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel
  • "There is no rule that says you can’t be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn’t commit to just one." dish towel
  • "Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." dish towel

About our dish towels:
  • Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"

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Customer Reviews

Based on 63 reviews
Owen Gill
Best Towels Ever!

These just bring me unspeakable joy and glee. Whether youre having a bad day, a good day, chilling and being one with nature, or plotting how to destroy the world with hellfire these kitchen towels are appropriate for all occasions. Theyre well made, the print quality is fantastic, and you just need them in your life. Buy them now!

Lynette Galbreth
Great Gift

I purchased a set of three dish towels with very funny written narratives as pick-me-up gift for my daughter. I was pleased with their quality and the timeliness of delivery. As expected my daughter loves them.

Jonelle Patrick
Best. Thank you gifts. Ever.

You know how sometimes you want to give people a little something when they do you a favor (especially since you might have to ask them for a favor again in the not-too-distant future and you want them to keep saying YES?) Well, these dishtowels are MAGIC.

Most thank you gifts aren't grand enough to spark more than that pained youre-too-kind semi-smile, but these made every single one of my thankees laugh out loud, then jump up and run around showing it to all their friends. The best part is that there are three different onesall equally want-worthyand because they're the queen of dishtowels quality-wise (printing and fabric are all excellent, and they still look good after you wash them) you can get away with giving just one for each thank you. Thats two future favors in the bank, missy!

Now that I have people hinting around that theyd be available when I need help again (so they can get another one), let's just hope Boredwalk comes out with Dishtowels: The Sequel by the time Im hitting them up for Favor #4...

Jamie W.
Gorgeous tea towels!

I ordered a 3-pk of printed tea towels and theyre beautiful! The material is a nice quality and Ive already washed one with no issues with ink bleed. Theyre so great - highly recommend!


Too funny! Great quality! Perfect Gifts for Girls’ Weekend!