Men's Don't Touch Me Cactus T-Shirt

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This funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

πŸ“¦ Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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MD
05/29/2018
Michael D.
United States

Love the shirt

I’d buy it all over again. It fits great and is so soft!

SR
07/29/2022
stacy r.
United States United States

Great product

Exactly as expected.

AW
09/04/2021
Adam W.
United States United States

Favorite shirt!

So comfortable. I’m always nervous to order clothing online because I wear a larger size than most and am not sure if it will fit. This is a great fit it’s not too big for someone of my height and build. It’s comfortable and nice material too.

AB
07/17/2021
Autumn B.
United States United States

Great shirt

I love the shirt. I guess I accidentally ordered the wrong colour though. It’s not what I thought I ordered. Still a great shirt.

SR
04/22/2020
Susan R.
United States United States

Love. This. Shirt.

I have a blog called, β€œThe Life and Times of a Salty Cactus”. As soon as I saw this shirt, I HAD to have it. I was not disappointed. It’s comfortable and soft and fits my non-hugger personality perfectly.

Boredwalk Men's Don't Touch Me Cactus T-Shirt Review

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