Men's Don't Touch Me Cactus T-Shirt – Boredwalk

Men's Don't Touch Me Cactus T-Shirt

7 reviews
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  • $ 32

This funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Michael D.
United States

Love the shirt

I’d buy it all over again. It fits great and is so soft!

Adam W.
United States United States

Favorite shirt!

So comfortable. I’m always nervous to order clothing online because I wear a larger size than most and am not sure if it will fit. This is a great fit it’s not too big for someone of my height and build. It’s comfortable and nice material too.

Autumn B.
United States United States

Great shirt

I love the shirt. I guess I accidentally ordered the wrong colour though. It’s not what I thought I ordered. Still a great shirt.

Susan R.
United States United States

Love. This. Shirt.

I have a blog called, “The Life and Times of a Salty Cactus”. As soon as I saw this shirt, I HAD to have it. I was not disappointed. It’s comfortable and soft and fits my non-hugger personality perfectly.

Boredwalk Men's Don't Touch Me Cactus T-Shirt Review
Kayla F.
United States United States

Don’t touch me

Shirts are soft and comfortable and we love them!

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