Men's Dystopia Got You Down? Try Dissociating! T-Shirt

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If the modern hellscape is bumming you out, try mentally leaving your body, the ultimate self help solution! When despair is at its peak and the mental health world falls short you can tamp down your dread with good old fashioned dissociation. This funny psychology shirt makes a great gift for cynical friends with an appreciation for dark humor. With a 1970s influenced design aesthetic, this self care shirt suggests dissociating as a coping tool for today's dystopia.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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April Levy
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Anonymous
I am used to tshirts being boxy and stiff

I am used to tshirts being boxy and stiff, or the graphic feeling plasticy and hot. THAT IS NOT THE CASE WITH THESE SHIRTS. SOFT. COZY. BUY THEM.

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Mindy Stauffer
Great quality

Wore this shirt to therapy. Was definitely a hit

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Erik

Great shirt for challenging times

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Shawn Bellon
I love the creativity of the company and the quality is just as top shelf

I love the creativity of the company and the quality is just as top shelf.

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Anonymous
Love this shirt!!

Really love wearing this shirt. Have gotten a lot of compliments and laughs. Good quality product and will be buying more from them in the future.

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Linda
Fun design

Many compliments and laughs with this shirt

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Jesse Sandoval
Love this shirt so much I bought it 3 times

The first one I had was bought for me as a birthday present when I was size L. I gained some weight so I had that same person by me another copy of the shirt but in 2XL. I lost some weight recently so I bought myself the XL version as a reward. Great design, awesome feel. Thanks, guys!

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Kate F
Love it

Love the feel. Fits like I want it too.

And dissociation is my jam!

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Holly L.

I don't think my therapist appreciated my shirt, but I love it. 😂

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Kate W.
Great Shirt!

A ton of positive comments on this shirt. The sizing chart is accurate

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John Valles
A win!

It's comfy and stylish -- and it suits me!

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David Fetch
I wear this shirt to therapy...

...and always get a laugh. This is my go-to for the grocery store too.

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Matt Cenci
Great advice for anyone

.... unless you are schizophrenic. Then probably not a great idea.

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Nicole Kriedeman
Awesome shirt

I bought this for my husband. Everyone loves it.

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Leah

Quality product. LOVE that they are a Los Angeles based company (my hometown). VERY smart graphic tees. I will continue to support them!
(I bought the wrong size, I'm sure an exchange will be easy-peasy!) Good people.

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McKenna Sokol
Comfy and sassy

Love my shirt - I can stay comfy while clearly displacing my jaded outlook.

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Jonathan Hart
T shirt design delivers, but the fabric leaves a lot to be desired

Tight neck, thick fabric no longer in style.. dunno. I'd have paid extra to ensure a decent fabric.

Thanks for your review!

We are so sorry to hear that you were disappointed with your purchase.

We do offer free exchanges for all of our orders as long as they are unwashed/unworn. You can visit our return/exchange portal to generate and print your return label from home using your order number and the email associated with your order. You can also reach out to customer service at hello@boredwalk.com and they would be happy to provide you with a return label.

We do offer custom styles and sizes via our custom request form: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request. Our team is always happy to help with finding something unique for our customers to enjoy. You can also email us and someone from the team will reach out to discuss what options we have available for you.

Thank you again for your feedback!

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Joshua Harmon
Good quality, excellent design

Good fit. A little long, but men's tees are running that way these days. Design is super cool & the printing is high quality. Easy, enjoyable shopping experience with fast delivery. Recommend.

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Kelly Waldrip
Great shirt, funny bit

Soft, comfortable shirt. Love the humor.

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Angel Chacon
Flawless experience

Ive ordered quite a few times and every time service is flawless from order to delivery and the quality of the T-shirts is top notch! Perfect for my teenager who is in the existential dread period of her life. Lol

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Carrie Burns
Excellent & Quick Ordering Experience and Great Quality Shirt!

My husband mentioned seeing this shirt somewhere and a quick search turned up Boredwalk T-Shirts, within minutes it was ordered. The hardest thing was not browsing alllllll the other shirts and staying focused, but I'll be back for sure! The delivery was quick and the shirt is a great quality. My husband loves it and it's quite the convo starter!

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BRUCE HUBBARD
Need bigger sizes

Need to offer up to 6XL. Too small.

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Thomas Sunshine
Too small

I couldn't wear this shirt. It was way too small. Gave it to my wife instead. :(

Thank you for your review!

We do offer free exchanges 30 days from when you receive your item. We also offer custom options if you have a specific blank or blend of shirt that you prefer.

Thank you again for your feedback!

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Jennifer Knox
Yahtzee

So good: Super soft tshirt, f$&%#* hilarious design

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Emily Smith
Dissociatably Yours

This lightweight t-shirt just makes me laugh whenever I wear it and as I practice dissociating. It is perfect for summer and washes great without shrinking or fading

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Nathan Metcalf
You guys are awesome

I love your shirts. They're super comfy, and express what goes through my head so well. A new favorite shirt. Thanks!

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Joshua Redling
Love it

The shirt is great, fits awesome, super comfy. Overall excellent experience.