Men's My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard T-Shirt

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This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


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😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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SW
05/01/2018
Sarah W.
United States

Love, love, love this shirt

Good feel, good fit, great print. I'll be wearing this one often :)

SW
05/01/2018
Sarah W.
United States

Love, love, love this shirt

Good feel, good fit, great print. I'll be wearing this one often :)

DS
07/13/2022
Donna S.
United States United States

Well-received gift

Bought for a good friend who has been channeling Eyeore a bit. He loves it.

M
06/25/2021
Missy
United States United States

Funny

This was my first purchace through boardwalk. It washed just fine. The 2x was a little roomier than regular 2xs, but I don't mind. I loved the saying from the beginning. I dig it even more now that my brother told me it is a take on the song, My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Hilarious.

AJ
05/20/2021
Amanda J.
United States United States

Love it

Actually bought this for my girlfriend who never lets me forget her melancholy personality. She absolutely loves it, and I love how it turned out. Fits well, design is accurate to picture. Everything about this shirt is perfectly on point.

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