Men's Shirley Temple On The Rocks T-Shirt

$ 35.00

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This funny non-alcoholic shirt is perfect for grabbing a drink at the bar without the booze. It makes a great gift for the kid or kid at heart in your life who's sober. Also a perfect look for an AA meeting, early pregnancy, or being the designated driver. Celebrate sobriety with a cherry on top whether you're not drinking because you're pregnant, you're driving or just don't love the taste of liquor.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Heather Fogg
Just what I wanted!

My mom used to make me Shirley Temples when I was little. They're super nostalgic for me.
Good quality shirt too. I have quite a few Boredwalk shirts, and they never disappoint!

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Amy Snyder
Awesome shirt!!

Great Design!! Awesome Shirt, Nice Quality, everyone loves it!

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Amy Eagleeye
Cute Design + Good Fit

Love my t-shirt. It is good quality and fits well.

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Kerry McDonald
Loved the design

My son loved this shirt. It seemed a bit big for an extra large, though.

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Jason Burnett
Make Mine A Double

Such a fun and light-hearted design and VERY comfortable. The perfect shirt for kicking back while enjoying your favorite non-alcoholic beverage named for a child star of the 1940s

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Timoteo Kilkes
Coolest shirt!

I love wearing my Shirley temple on the rocks shirt. Out. Its funny because who doesnt secretly love a Shirley temple? The shirt is super soft and fits just right. Not too short or baggy or long. Good value for the money and nice conversation starter!

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Debbie Strang
Great shirt, great packaging and messaging, great company!

I ordered the cutest tee. It was shipped immediately with great packing and extras. Its excellent quality. I love this company and will be ordering some more great gifts at Christmas time.

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Karen Kane
Great Service

Love my shirt! My first one was misdelivered or lost and they promptly sent a replacement!

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Erin Carlson
If in doubt - size up!

Love this shirt so much but wish I would have gotten my son the large even though he wears medium in most other shirts. Praying it doesnt shrink!

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Niki
Perfect for my anxious kiddo

My youngest loves a Shirley Temple when we go to a fancy restaurant. This shirt is perfect because sweet young Shirley grew up in a tempestuous, rocky Hollywood world, riddled with anxiety and all other manner of psychological distress. My own sweet youngn struggles with anxiety and a bit of ocd. But hes also sailing along on the good ship lollipop. Its a great fit!

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Stacey Carlo
Love

I love these shirts! Theyre really soft but not too thin and the fit is perfect

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Malcolm Gould
Shirley Temple on the Rocks

Order came in the mail really fast, and the shirt is good quality material.

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Shannon Jones
Love it

Fits as expected