Men's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilsm shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

πŸ“¦ Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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A Boredwalk Customer
Paul M.
United States

Love this shirt!

Great fit and quality material.

Boredwalk Men's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt Review
Kristin P.
United States

Rad threads and rad service

I bought three shirts and expected to have to wait at least a week before receiving them... I was happily surprised when they showed up maybe three days later. The prints were nice, and the shirts fit true to size and were soft, always a plus. I will definitely purchase more shirts from you in the future :) and spread the name! Everyone who has seen my shirts loves them!

Boredwalk Men's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt Review
John B.
United States

Quality shirt with soft hand print, im buying another one...

I am impressed with the quality of this shirt, you never know what you're getting online. It's a soft hand print that you cant even feel when you're wearing it, not like the cheap tshirts you get that feel like youre wearing a banner. Similar fit to the Gildan softstyle but it didn't pull at all when I dried it. Nice almost frothy feel, love it!

Boredwalk Men's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt Review
Joseph H.
United States

Someday, we’ll all be dead.

Love the shirt, fits great! I get compliments everywhere I go!

Boredwalk Men's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt Review
A Boredwalk Customer
James B.
United States

Top quality, great fit.

This is a great fitting, well made shirt. Love the logo too, I’ll buy again because I’ve already stained this one haha. Oh well, grease does that. Thanks guys!

Boredwalk Men's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt Review

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