Men's We're All In This Together Like Hostages T-Shirt

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"We're all in this together like hostagesTM"
-Meredith Erin

Whenever some well meaning pep squad type reminds me that "we're all in this together" my mind immediately adds "like hostages" to the end of that statement. Do I want to be trapped in the dystopia with all the scum and villainy? Not really. Yet here we are. I guess we can despair together. 

This funny shirt is a fun look for suffering through the hellscape with dark humor. Adorned with our bird and bunny characters, you too can give reality the cynical sneer it deserves.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Heather Madsen
I have been scoping these shirts out for months...

I have been scoping these shirts out for months. Now I'm addicted and will need more. Guess I can always take out a home equity loan to feed my new addiction! Shirts are great quality, very comfortable, shopping was fast, and definitely conversation starters out and about. So, consider carefully if random interactions are not your thing. All positive vibes though!

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Aaron Johnston
I love it! It’s worth every penny! F#ck the

I love it! It’s worth every penny! F#ck the haters. you guys crush it

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Melissa Davilio
Love this shirt!

Love this shirt! Have received a ton of compliments on it. Keep the products close Ming!!!

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Eleanore Fontenelle
Perfect fit

Perfect fit. Soft material.

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Kelley
Love it!

I ordered this shirt as soon as i saw it! It's hilarious. I've gotten several compliments on it as well. The material is great and the graphic looks really good. I'm usually a 4x but the 3x fits well.

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Haze Skunk
It's a T-shirt

It's a T-shirt. I really don't know what to say. It's comfortable, and there's no annoying tag. It looks like what I ordered. I'm not unhappy.

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Ashley Berge
Such comfy shirts and long enough

Such comfy shirts and long enough to!!

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Anonymous
Great quality and fits

Great quality and fits well!

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Kaysee

this is my favorite shirt

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Tamra

Outstanding! We both love our new t-shirts!

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Tom B
Great T-shirt! I wore it out for the first time yesterday

Great T-shirt! I wore it out for the first time yesterday, and got positive comments on it from others! It has comfortable material and the sizing is accurate. Highly recommend!

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Julie Traina
Love this shirt

Love this shirt. Soft, comfy, sarcastic. What more could a girl want? Nothing.

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Christy Jordan
This has become my absolute favorite

This has become my absolute favorite shirt!

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Anonymous
Unique shirts with great messages

Unique shirts with great messages. Thanks Boredwalk!

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Anonymous
Sometimes I wonder if the state of the world is worth it since we got this adorable T-Shirt out of

Sometimes I wonder if the state of the world is worth it since we got this adorable T-Shirt out of it.

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Austin McCutchen
accurate

It's 2026 and we are two years into a presidency that routinely tries to pin its own failures on innocent bystanders with farce DoJ cases. Like that one 65 year old Olympian was literally just doing his daily jog, he didn't ask to be Trump's excuse for why he fucked up the Reflecting Pool. Ditto for Fauci and the immigrants he claims "stole" the election he lost.

And just an ENTIRE FUCKING POLITICAL PARTY WHOSE ENTIRE PLATFORM NOW IS TO GASLIGHT PEOPLE ABOUT EVENTS THAT ARE A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD JUST TO ENABLE HIS TANTRUMS.

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SG
I live everything about this shirt! It’s a great design and the shirt itself is good quality

I live everything about this shirt! It’s a great design and the shirt itself is good quality. It’s colorful fun and makes me laugh. I currently am battling cancer so it has multiple meanings for me.

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Johnny Ung
I got a lot of laughs from this shirt

I got a lot of laughs from this shirt. Worth.

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TR
Great shirt quality

Great shirt quality. Spot on sentiment.

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Kate H.
Soft and funny can't go wrong

Soft and funny can't go wrong!

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Cameron

Exactly what I ordered exactly as advertised

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Kate

Comfortable and funny

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Audra

Great fit, great art. Love the shirt material. Soft without being too thin.

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Amanda Savage
I love this company!

This shirt is great quality and I’ve gotten a few compliments on it.

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Puffinbilly
Haven't worn this one out yet

Haven't worn this one out yet either

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Shelly Vinsant
This shirt is the best! What a true statement for what we are dealing with

This shirt is the best! What a true statement for what we are dealing with. Great quality

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Timothy Germain
The design is top notch

The design is top notch. The comfort is exceptional!

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Wayne

It's a shirt!

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Ryan

Fantasticly comfortable and funny