Unisex Everything is Terrible Sweatshirt

$ 48.00

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Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.

Shirt Info:

  • soft, cozy ring spun cotton/polyester fleece blend
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • unisex fit — perfect for both men and women

Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Sized for a relaxed, unisex fit, measurements as follows:

• Small 20 inch width chest x 26.5 inch length
• Medium 22 inch width chest x 27.5 inch length
• Large 24 inch width chest x 28.5 inch length
• X-Large 26 inch width chest x 29.9 inch length
• 2X-Large 28 inch width chest x 30.5 inch length
• 3X-Large 30 inch width chest x 31.5 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Love it!

I received my order today and was very happy to see how nice the quality of the sweatshirt is. The snarky humor is perfect for my personality, and I cannot wait until the cooler weather comes round to wear it. I also purchased the "Glass Half Empty Society" sweatshirt as well. This was my first order with this shop, and I am so satisfied with my order that I came back to leave a review and order a few more items. As for sizing for someone that might want more info: I am a little over 5'3 and usually wear a Petite S/M (sometimes L) but like for my sweatshirts to be really oversized so I can wear them with knee length skater/flared skirts with tights and boots. I purchased an XL (but could have still gotten the super oversized look with a Large). Length wise, this sweatshirt lands about 6in from the top of the knee on me... kind of like a mini dress.

Sarah Posthumus

Very comfortable and good quality. Love everything I have from Boredwalk. Definitely recommend.